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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: November, 2019

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines Part 5 - You Get One Chance, Baby 0
Nov 25, 2019

Jim's track got drank by audio vampires, but we just struggle on and edit him out! On this episode we fight real live werewolves, set the lasers to "human", and find a cabbie who will drive us to the ending of our choice!

This Week: We finish Vampire: The Masquerade!
Next Week: We finish Chapter 3 of Yakuza 1!

Our Patreon: patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Thanks to Katja Savia for letting us use her rad cover of Chiasm's Isolated! Check out Katja's work at:

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Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines Part 4 - Flesh Goblin Buttholes 0
Nov 18, 2019

This week on an exciting, vamp-filled episode of Square Roots: Vanessa fights a street shark with a Japanese demon hunter; the game wants us to pick a fight with a polite Kuei-Jin; Matthew presses 1 through all the dialogue; Johnny completely misremembers game dialogue with way more slurs; the game completely breaks several times and SO MUCH MORE!

This Week: We rescue Gary's buddy and recover the sarcophagus!
Next Week: We finish Vampire: The Masquerade!

Our Patreon: patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Thanks to Katja Savia for letting us use her rad cover of Chiasm's Isolated! Check out Katja's work at:

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/c/KatjaSavia
TWITTER: https://twitter.com/katjasavia
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/katjasavia/
FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/KatjaSavia.ModernNoir/


Contact Square Roots!

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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines Part 3 - It's Pronounced Zoobilee Zoo 0
Nov 11, 2019

In this exciting episode of Square Roots Jim disappears, Johnny doesn't know how to pronounce Tzimisce or Hamill, Vanessa's descent into Vampire the Masquerade mythology madness continues, and Matthew meets more pallete-swapped Toots / Sworkers.

This Week: We find the Nosferatu warren and head to Chinatown!
Next Week: We rescue one of Gary's buddies and get a phone call from him.

Our Patreon: patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Thanks to Katja Savia for letting us use her rad cover of Chiasm's Isolated!

Check out Katja's work at:

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/c/KatjaSavia
TWITTER: https://twitter.com/katjasavia
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/katjasavia/
FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/KatjaSavia.ModernNoir/

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines Part 2 - This Podcast Is A Creepypasta Now 0
Nov 4, 2019

Jim stumbles upon a secret room in Troika's Vampire: The Masquerade that we're not entirely sure exists in this sprawling episode of Square Roots. Also: Johnny is uncomfortable with the plaguebearers quest, Chunk gets his time to shine, we sneak on to a ship with very broken doors, and a raptor makes us nervous.


This Week: We spend a night at a museum and head to Hollywood!
Next Week: We find the Nosferatu warren and head to Chinatown!


Our Patreon: patreon.com/squarerootspodcast


Thanks to Katja Savia for letting us use her rad cover of Chiasm's Isolated!
Check out Katja's work at:
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/c/KatjaSavia
TWITTER: https://twitter.com/katjasavia
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/katjasavia/
FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/KatjaSavia.ModernNoir/

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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