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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Oct 2, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 383
Okay, we didn't hit our goal for this chunker again - we'll save dealing with the Brotherhood until next time. But this time on Square Roots we explore different methods of dealing with the Boomers and the Great Khans and continually tease how great Vault 34 is without actually getting there.
Also:
- Vanessa Describes the Best Scene from Retribution
- Matthew's Origin Story
- You're Legally Allowed to Kiss Them Whenever You Want
- 2 Jacks at the Same Time
- The Scrap Bringer
- Updating Vanessa's New Vegas Sex Count
- A Selection of the B-29's Greatest Hits

This Week: We deal with the Boomers and The Great Kahns. WARNING: The end of these quests can trigger the point of no return for your endgame faction. If you’re not sure which way you want to go yet do not report to House, Yes Man, Caesar, or NCR.
Next Week:  We finish up with the Brotherhood of Steel finally as well as reaching the Casino in Dead Money.

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Sep 25, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 382
Hey, jazz cats. It's time to meet some ring-a-ding broads and bears for a swinging time on the strip! We explore the White Glove Society's very secret secret that you'll never guess, the Rat Pack era Chaimen at the Tops, and Vegas's naughtiest casino, the Gamorrean Guards. You'll note we didn't end up making friends with the Boomers, so there are no Boomer jokes this episode.
Also:
- Johnny'z Orbeez Tangent
- More Sexy Options
- The Homestuck Gem
- Becoming the Queen of Vegas
- Canada's Dave Foley

This Week: We enter the New Vegas Strip and meet Mr. House, and confront Benny at the Tops. Recommended quests: Bye Bye Love and How Little We Know at Gomorrah, Beyond the Beef at the Ultra Lux.
Next Week:  We deal with the BrotherHood of Steel and The Great Kahns. WARNING: The end of these quests can trigger the point of no return for your endgame faction. If you’re not sure which way you want to go yet do not report to House, Yes Man, Caesar, or NCR.

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Sep 18, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 381
Okay, let's get this out of the way first: in this chunker Johnny mixes up Doc Mitchell and Doc Bailey. One is voiced by Michael Hogan and is the doctor in Good Springs, who came from a vault, and the other is the doctor from Vault 22. Michael Hogan played Commander Bailey in Mass Effect, so it's a simple mistake anyone could make. Right? RIGHT?!? Also in this chunker we figure out the best way to get inside New Vegas. 
Also:
- Matthew Hates The King
- Everyone Lies to Keely
- Eating at the Y
- Game Scom

This Week: We go to Boulder City then onto Freeside and complete G.I. Blues for The King, plus other quests on the Vegas Outskirts. Recommended: You Can Depend on Me (Crimson Caravan), Wang Dang Atomic Tango (Atomic Wrangler), There Stands the Grass (Camp McCarran).
Next Week:  We enter the New Vegas Strip and meet Mr. House, confront Benny in the Tops, and secure the cooperation of the Boomers. Recommended quests: Bye Bye Love and How Little We Know at Gomorrah, Beyond the Beef at the Ultra Lux.

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Sep 11, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 380

 

On this chunker of Fallout: New Vegas, the Square Roots gang get a fourth member in the posse, and triple the number of Vanessas possible. We also meet Caesar's Legion and may or may not end up on bad terms with them, get spooked by a dinosaur, make friends with some ghouls and nightkin and turn on the power!

 

Also:

  • East Nippletown

  • Not All Lesbians Are Snipers But All Snipers Are Lesbians

  • A Real Treasjie

  • A Metafloorical Gaythrough

  • Just Fantastic



This Week: We reach NoVac and do the associated quests (One For My Baby, Come Fly With Me, That Lucky Old Sun)

Next Week:  We go to Boulder City then onto Freeside and complete G.I. Blues for The King, plus other quests on the Vegas Outskirts. Recommended: You Can Depend on Me (Crimson Caravan), Wang Dang Atomic Tango (Atomic Wrangler), There Stands the Grass (Camp McCarran).

 

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

 

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Sep 4, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 379

 

It’s been seven years in the making but now we finally, finally shake the dust out of our boots and get on the long road to New Vegas. That’s right, the Fallout game that uses the Bethesda engine but has Obsidian developing. Is it the best of both worlds?

 

Also:

  • Gambling Puns!

  • The Johnny Guitar bit

  • Air Bud 3: The Chess Muttster

  • Jim watches Scary Movie 2

  • The Canadian Vault

  • Cuck George Jetson




This Week: We instate a new mayor sheriff in Fallout: New Vegas!

Next Week:  We reach NoVac and do the associated quests (One For My Baby, Come Fly With Me, That Lucky Old Sun)

 

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

 

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Aug 28, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 378

 

Finally! We’ve worked through Lunar in admittedly probably one too many episodes. But hey, we finished it! And we get to see just what happens when your moon girlfriend actually is a goddess. Like. A real one. Not metaphorical.

 

Also:

- The Grandia Pile
- I’m Gonna Digest All Your Clothes
- Offishul
- PlayStation Porthole
- Jeopardy! Untucked
- Sheryl Kyle



This Week: We finish Lunar!

Next Week:  We instate a new mayor sheriff in Fallout: New Vegas!

 

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

 

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Aug 21, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 377

UPDATE: Johnny’s computer got dead enough that it is being fixed by the Geek Squad! Yay! On this Jimless episode of Square Roots Johnny, Vanessa and Matthew get frequently derailed by asides to the point where they forget what they’re supposed to be doing, but what they’re doing is recording the penultimate episode of our book club style playthrough of Lunar! That’s right, there’s every kind of reveal. Was Matthew correct?

 

Also:

- Johnny and Vanessa Fail Astronomy
- Big Polyamory Is Killing Mom and Pop Cuck Chair Shops
- Johnny Eats A Cookie
- Black Lipstick Equals Evil

- Kate Bush’s Hit “How Can You Be Dying When You’re Standing Next To A Grave”
- Is Flat A Shape?



This Week: We defeat Royce in [REDACTED]'s Fortress

Next Week:  We finish Lunar!

 

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Aug 14, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 376
It's a Jim Edit, so you know what that means: NOTHING GETS CUT OUT. This is Square Roots the way THE MAN won't let us do it: RAW and UNCUT. No one's diffusing these TRUTH BOMBS as we play through a seemingly uncontroversial chunk of Game Arts's pleasant RPG Lunar: The Silver Star. In this chunk we're heading through a couple of lost woods, talking to a dragon who may already be dead, engaging in tricky relationship dilemmas, and experiencing the taste of betrayal once again.
Also:
- Go-Go Dancer #3 Is An Ex of Mine
- Boat Dracula!
- Jim Doesn't Accept Your Pity
- Tempestt & Bledsoe
- What Is Sex If Not A Fight In Bed?
- No I Didn't Think He Was Not Coming Back


This Week: Defeat the Magic Masher in Ruid!
Next Week:  We defeat Xenobia in [REDACTED]'s Fortress

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Aug 7, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 375
Oh boy! We get to meet so many dragons, and yet... not in time? Yeah, we get a lot of very brief dragon encounters, but not the Bad Dragon kind, in this chunker of Game Arts's Lunar. Sadly no Matthew's game because we were on a tight time schedule.
Also:
- A Campaign of Terror Against My Friends and Family
- I Was A Drunk Six Year Old
- The Secret Origin of Duran Duran's A View To A Kill
- We Don't Like Slapping Music
- He Smiled To Make Vanessa Melt
- You Gotta Tag Your Porn


This Week: Reach the top of.Myght's Tower!
Next Week:  Defeat the Magic Masher in Ruid!

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jul 31, 2023

We're running a bonus episode from last year as a confluence of events stopped us from recording, so please: enjoy a Johnny's Stupid Game from 2022!

Squoopardy is the hottest new game show craze! Play along with our hosts in the bonus episode using these three boards:

Squoopardy: https://jeopardylabs.com/play/squoopardy

Double Squoopardy: https://jeopardylabs.com/play/double-squoopardy

Final Squoopardy: https://jeopardylabs.com/play/final-squoopardy

Jul 24, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 374
Are you ready for an action packed episode of Lunar: Silver Star Something? Oh boy. So much happens on this episode of Square Roots, from double betrayals in the game to Matthew's Stupid Game finding its special groove. So join us on a Bromide packed journey!
Also:
- We Pitch "The Jewell Thief"
- Jem Wasn't Outrageous
- The Beach Is The Best M Night Shyamalan Movie Of The Past 20 Years (Derogatory)
- Lunar Non-Pervy Run Challenge Level: Impossible
- Mascot Nathan Drake
- Yeah Winnie the Pooh is Stuck in That Hole

This Week: We return the blueprints or blue prince in Iluk!
Next Week:  Defeat the Shadow Spectre in Talon Mine!

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jul 17, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 373
MORE DIAL OF DESTINY SPOILERS AT 25:10! *SORRY*
We all get seduced by an elf man with some kind of lyre in this deeply erotic episode of Square Roots. We're looking at the second chunker of Lunar: Silver Star where we find pornography in Vane's magic library, meet Austin Powers, and become landlords.

Also:
- Star Wars Courtroom Drama
- Woiked for the Weapers
- Wolverine, the Twink With the Claws
- That's What Working Designs Does
- The Translator Was Very Hungry

This Week: We defeat the Faux Dragonmaster in Lann!
Next Week:  We return the blueprints or blue prince in Iluk!

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Jul 10, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 372
Alright, it's back to real retro RPGs now! And we've got Game Arts's Lunar: Silver Star. Or Silver Star Story. Or Silver Star Complete. Or Silver Star Harmony? Or Silver Star Touch? It's complicated and we don't totally understand. 
Also:

- Matthew's Game 1, Everybody Else 0
- The Father Looks Like *REDACTED*
- Johnny Loves His Frame Rates
- 90s Waynes World Speak
- The Job of Women is to Ruin Men's Fun
- They're All In Love With Dyne And They're Doing It In Texas

This Week: We reach Meribia in Lunar!
Next Week:  We defeat the Ultragoyles!

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Jul 3, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 371
We plow through another gazillion hours of games (if you're Canadian, 2.5 hours if you're Jim) as we finish Final Fantasy 7 Remake and the Intermission DLC. There's a lot to go through, like Matthew and Vanessa hating the swirling tornado of fate, Johnny and Jim on team defendy, and a zooming close up on a pom.
Also:

- Guess Whodo?
- Johnny Flubs His Game Again
- The Metaverse Is So Hot Right Now
- A Sexy Stocking Bomb
- Jim's Amazing Prank
- Final Fantasy Gets Kingdom Heartsy

This Week: We finish Final Fantasy 7 Remake AND Intermission!
Next Week:  We reach Meriba in Lunar!

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Jun 26, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 370
Johnny's back and has two weeks pent up of his usual Scary Movie / Family Guy style reference humour. The other hosts grudgingly tolerate it. But it's a great chunk of the game, cut a little short because it turned out to be super long. We've got the sneaky climb up Shinra tower, office politics, a bored mayor, our first chunk of Jenova, a pointless dungeon, and so much lore to figure out.
Also:

- The Most Boring Opening Tangent Ever, According to Jim
- Johnny Flubs His Game
- The Password is Force Field
- Why Did You Do It, Alan Rickman?
- The Mechanics of Cait Sith
- Air Holes
- Perfecting the Lord British Texan Accent
- Butter Talk
- And so much more!

This Week: We defeat Rufus!
Next Week:  We finish the main game AND the Intermission!

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jun 19, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 369
It's a rare Johnnyless episode today but Vanessa, Jim and Matthew pick up the slack! That's right, Matthew has his own stupid game! Vanessa pushes along the quest log! Matthew licks Pringles! On this chunker of Final Fantasy 7 Remake: NOTHING HAPPENS, but somehow it takes 11 hours of game time.
Also:

- Labe Flapping
- Ramsay Can't Solve Alcoholism
- It's Mako Town
- The Hat Guy Fandom

This Week: We finish Chapter 15!
Next Week:  We finish the main game!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jun 12, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 368
We get an exclusive VIP pass to the Honeybee Inn, but where we really want to go to is Haunted House. We hear they even have a trap door! On this chunker of Square Roots we get derailed talking about this chunk of Final Fantasy 7 Remake because Jim has watched too much I Think You Should Leave and Vanessa ponders the wisdom of doing her own solo podcast like You Must Remember This.
Also:

- We Can't Come Up With Our Own Things
- Jim Saw Mr. Boogedy
- He Got Pushed Off
- You Know, The Dance of the Seven Veils
- Sweet Johnny Sidequests
- Sexy Storage
- Barrett's Bullets

This Week: We finish Chapter 12!
Next Week:  We finish Chapter 15!

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jun 5, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 367
On this chunker we get into the pridiest, queeriest, most flamboyant portion of Final Fantasy 7 Remake: The Wall Market! 
Also:

- James Burke and Celebrity Crushes
- Michelle Pfieffer as Aerith's Mom
- Tanktops and Salmon Shorts
- What If They Find Out Cool Ryder is Roche?
- What Else Am I Gonna Do With a Robo Hand?
- Tuba Harassment
- That's the Patriarchy For You

This Week: Cloud gets a hand massage to completion at the Wall Market!
Next Week:  We finish Chapter 12 in Final Fantasy VII Remake!

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May 29, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 366
On this chunker of Final Fantasy 7 Remake, it's all about Roche. Who is Roche? Who does his hair? What other games has Roche been in? What movies does Roche like? If you were going to get Roche a gift, what should you get him?
Also:

- Sloppy Steaks
- I'm Talking About Shafts
- Matt is a Shinra Truther
- That's What The Horns Are For
- We Didn't Talk ABout Politics
- Sympathetic Back Pain
- So Horny For Cloud

This Week: We finish Chapter 7 in Final Fantasy VII Remake!
Next Week:  We finish Chapter 9 in Final Fantasy VII Remake!

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May 22, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 365
It's a new game! Or maybe an old game. But it's new to some of us, and that's the important part. Except that we've all played Final Fantasy 7. But is this a remake? It's complicated. On this life blood of the planet sucking episode we do the first reactor bombing run, get derailed and run into someone who shouldn't be there, and find some cats.
Also:

- The Worst Kind of Admiration
- A Time Usage Breakdown of 60 Minute Man
- Johnny's Overrated Game (JOG)
- The Smell of Mako
- Catherine Zehta / Zayta / Zeeta Jones
- Kentucky Walliams
- Incident at Owl Creek: Mako Version
- Refined or Mature?

This Week: We finish Chapter 3 in Final Fantasy VII Remake!
Next Week:  We finish Chapter 7 in Final Fantasy VII Remake!

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May 15, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 364
We finally finish Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear and everyone gets smooches! Except Jim. We all meet our ideal matches that we'd descend to the first level of fantasy hell with, and then do just that! But none of us expect the... extended finale and one heck of a cliffhanger!
Also:

- Being Insistent About Your Apathy
- Either Vaguely Threatening Or A Wet Blanket
- Shakira & DJ Khaled
- Matthew Just Likes The Attention
- Zelda's So Hot Right Now

This Week: We finish Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear!
Next Week:  We finish Chapter 3 in Final Fantasy VII Remake!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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May 8, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 363
Vanessa drops hot Nabokov bombs and asks everyone to come at her in this classy episode of Square Roots. Before we get into Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear's chunky middle chapters there is THE BIGGEST BETRAYAL IN SQUARE ROOTS HISTORY during this week's Smush Mouth.  
Also:

- Jim Lives Forever
- You Just Sound Like A Canadian Who Can't Talk Right
- Jahiera Jahiera!
- Rituo Chamo
- You Can't Have A Cuck Cuck You
- A Skie Trip

This Week: We reach the underground river!
Next Week:  We finish Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear!

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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May 1, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 362
Dive into this sickly sweet bowl of soup, which is definitely not just BBQ sauce. Today's flavours are the first chunk of the rather chunky and expansive Siege of Dragonspear DLC for BioWare's Baldur's Gate - we had to reduce what we covered due to this game just being real big. It turns out Siege of Dragonspear is actually pretty new? And pretty good?
Also:

- Your Dad's Impressions
- Vanessa's Ratatouille Moment
- There's Some Whores in this Castle
- Jack Black's Mars Attacks!
- Dorn Fans

This Week: We meet Caelar!
Next Week:  We cross the bridge fort bridge of the Siege of Dragonspear!? I dunno.

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Apr 24, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 361
We try to carefully navigate the discussion of Safana's confident sexuality without judgment, and the results are mixed. Is she living her truth or a Lady Issun? On this chunker of Square Roots we battle Saravok if the game doesn't glitch out, as well as try and figure out what sort of chaos he was planning in Baldur's Gate. Oh yeah, there's also jerk Skeleton archers, a James Bond mini adventure, and so much more!
Also:

- Pete Does Not Have A Sexy Voice
- George Lucas Was Right
- An RPG's First Example of a Great Healthy Relationship
- A Glitched Saravok
- The First Real Bosses of the Game

This Week: We finish Chapter 7! And maybe some of the DLC.
Next Week:  We cross the bridge fort bridge of the Siege of Dragonspear!

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Apr 17, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 360
Join Johnny "Bhaal Boy" Brandon and Straight Girl Vanessa as well as Matthew and Jim as we allllmost finish Baldur's Gate, but then don't. So yeah, there's gonna be a couple more episodes! In this chunker instead we (except Johnny) visit Ulgoth's Beard and then including Johnny attack Durlag's Tower, a fiendish den of traps and trappery.
Also:

- Who wrote the West Wing?
- CHAHLEE MAH BAYBEE
- All That Smushes is Mouth
- Matthew Loves Wolf-Weres
- Secret Pro Level Chess Moves
- Put The Bowl Down And Back Out of the Room

This Week: We finish Durlag's Tower!
Next Week: We finish Chapter 7! And maybe some of the DLC.

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