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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: December, 2018

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Dec 31, 2018

We finally found the warrior of legend, the Great One: Wayne Gretzy! Also: More Hard R Square Roots as Horny Grandma returns, God bribes, Nera's terrible self-esteem, married life with Debora, the return of Sancho, pop culture savvy nuns, and so much more! 

This Week: Several years pass after a horrifying twist!
Next Week: We clear the Dragon Temple!

Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/

Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube:

Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset

Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg
 

 

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Dec 24, 2018

Gonna get, gonna get, gonna get married on this extra special episode of Square Roots! Who will marry the good, sweet, hometown crush? Who will be with the ingenue book smart rich girl? And who will end up with the angry, strong-willed self-determined lady? You'll never guess! Also this week: not saying neigh to muscular horse men, special sleepy time ASMR for Stan, and a very special holiday message from Vanessa!

This Week: We get married!
Next Week: Several years pass after a horrifying twist!

Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/

Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube:

Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset

Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg

 


Contact Square Roots!

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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Dec 17, 2018

Dragon Quest suggests how to solve a problem like Maria: with whips, definitive Indiana Jones ranking, the Nuns of the Above, breaking bad habits, hot pixel cleavage, debating Dragon Quest music, Dragon Quest Pokémon, and so much more!

This time: We break out out of slavery, restore Harry to the throne, and get his... marital organ.
Next time: We get married!

Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/

 Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube:


Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset
Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg

 

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Dec 10, 2018

Guest host Stan from They See Me Rollin' joins us as we tackle our first quest of dragons, a dragon quest if you will. This supersized chunker is stuffed with Russian counts, lots of puns, Sancho's problematic accent, trying to figure out how to pronounce Pankraz, a real Jauffre kind of prince, and super ripped horsey men.

This Week: We get to the end of the Ancient Ruins in Dragon Quest V!
Next Week: We get the... marital... organ.

Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/


Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube:

Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset
Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod


Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/


Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Dec 3, 2018

Finally everything is resolved: the true role of Rosencaster, Henry and Robert's integral role in the Rogue Galaxy finalé, Gale's messianic return, Chie & Miyoko's pivotal rescue of the crew, M10 and Mio's incredible heel turn, and so many other things that definitely actually happen.

This Week: We finish Rogue Galaxy!
Next Week: We get to the end of the Ancient Ruins in Dragon Quest V!

Our theme for this series is Ferdk's cover of Brave Heart, the battle theme for Rogue Galaxy.


Check out Ferdk's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbZxgmjH9ailvsVQfBsFyAw
Ferdk's Music on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ferdk/id655295262
Ferdk's Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/ferdk
Support Ferdk's music on their Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ferdk

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod


Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/


Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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