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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: August, 2020

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Aug 31, 2020

Either Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman shows up as well in this star-studded episode of Square Roots! We continue with Nintendo's Bowser's Inside Story and stumble over Jesse's Girl 2, fail a whole bunch of minigames, find a kink Johnny doesn't want to talk about, Bowserimi Battles the Tower Robot, and we realize that this used to be a family podcast.

This Week: We defeat the Tower of Yikk!
Next Week: We enter Bowser's BRAIN!

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Aug 24, 2020

There's no way that things could get weird in this chunker of Bowser's Inside Story where Bowser eats his vegetables, right? Sam Elliott would disagree, and he is here to guide Vanessa through a world of forbidden pleasure. So much is learned. Johnny might stomp on a model city. Matthew comes out as a finsub. ALSO THERE IS NO BODY SWAPPING IN FATHER OF THE BRIDE VANESSA

This Week: Bowser eats too much at the buffet.
Next Week: We find out what a Boo-Ray machine is.

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Aug 17, 2020

This week we start Nintendo's DS / 3DS Mario Brothers RPG! Just a heads up, we may mention vore a few times. And inflation. And squirting. Splashing. Squishing. So many S-Words.

This Week: We defeat Broque Monsieur's wonderful Broggie.
Next Week: We get trapped in Toad Town!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Contact Square Roots!
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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Aug 13, 2020

Hi friends! There was an accident at the podcast factory, but instead of only mouth-cutting corn puffs, this podcast is entirely* listener produced!

Special thanks to:

Gabe Kleinart
Julian Titus and the Nerds Without Pants podcast
G Bailey
Zombie Rogers
Dr. Fine Say Everyone's Name
Andrew Weyant

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History!
Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio
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Contact Square Roots!
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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

*there are occasional host interruptions

Aug 10, 2020

There's so much here. There's Lady Spawn. We find like five layers of Marie's secrets. We ask a gas station attendant if they gave us super powers. We get very confused about both the game's mythology and Japanese mythology. There's an endless epilogue. We consider playing Okami to try and figure things out. Jim's arm really hurts.


This Week: We finish the game!
Next Week: We defeat Broque Monsieur's wonderful Broggie.


Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History!
Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio
Check out GillStudio on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2CwnLwt
Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Aug 3, 2020

[REDACTED] is a really great person, we wish him well. In this episode of Square Roots, we get pretty close to the end of Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 Golden. Some highlights: figuring out the right sequence of dialogue choices to get through the game, how it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, and Matthew turns out to be right about something.
This Week: We finish the seventh castle in Persona 4!
Next Week: We finish the game!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History!
Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio
Check out GillStudio on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2CwnLwt
Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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