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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: November, 2024

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Nov 25, 2024

Square Roots - American Thanksgiving Bonus
On this Square Roots, we're going to learn how to say no to drugs when a 8 year old tries to give you free weed. Or how you'll deflate like a balloon on your couch. Wait, no, that's not what we do on this episode. On this episode we look at sixteen birds - 15 of which are from Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth so be aware of mild FF7 Rebirth spoilers.

This Week: Enjoy a lovely game of Would You Eat This Bird?!
Next Week: Meet the Elder Mist! 


Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Nov 18, 2024

Square Roots - Episode 440
Level Up Starts at 1:47:45!
Today is all about silly funny fun. There's goofy fun adventures, and our bestest princess of light and good and low chaos allows an old man to continue to live tied to machines and under the control of his slightly mad nurse. She also helps an unconscious woman have her dream wedding with a corpse. ALL IN THE NAME OF GOOD!

- Daud Puts the U into Dad
- Splinter, Dead, Dura and Soft Cells
- You Can't Get A Canal
- The Truth Of The Dressmaker
- The Teen Witches of Brigmore
- A Sewer Adventure!
- A Witch With A Waist
- You Go Into Paintings In A Lot Of Games

This Week: Finish The Witches of Brigmore!
Next Week: Enjoy a lovely game of Would You Eat This Bird?!


Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Nov 11, 2024

Dishonored Part 5: Big Lesbian Energy 

Square Roots Episode 439

This ep has a LOT of positive energy! We're all in a GREAT mood! 

  • Too much talk about labias
  • Imperial Majesty Vanessa 
  • Hot Gay News! 
  • Johnny pulls a real life Mr. Bean and plays the wrong DLC
  • EVERYTHING IS AWESOME 

This Week: Knife of Dunwall

Next Week: Finish The Witches of Brigmore!


Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Nov 4, 2024

Dishonored Part 4: Is Harry Anderson An 80s Era Brian David Gilbert?
Square Roots - Episode 438
Level Up Starts at 1:55:00!
Apologies to Italy, again. There are disparaging remarks made on whether Johnny did or did not finish Dishonored. These are all fabrications. Johnny has submitted video evidence to the Facegroup Group. He has the cheevos to prove it. These accusations are flagrant. They're idolatrous. And they are wrong.

- Paul-i-tics
- Laurie Metcalf for Mortal Kombat
- Matt Is Lost in the World of the Go-Go 90s
- Mister Bean, the Original Sim
- A Crower, Not A Shower
- Making Soup With Granny
- Russian Water

This Week: Finish the main game!
Next Week: Finish The Witches of Brigmore!


Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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