Square Roots - Episode 396
It's a PATRIOTS ONLY podcast. Our three hosts are RED, WHITE and BLUE. And these colours aren't busy at work. On this AMERICANS ONLY episode of Square Roots the fierce flag smoochers talk about what's up with the Templars mission Champions of the Just and recruit Vivienne, Iron Bull, Blackwall and Vanessa's nemesis Sera.
Also:
- Bronnie Jandon Is Always Ready For A Kiss
- The Merits of Showing Hole
- A Pooltergeist
- Have You Tried Equipping A Better Weapon?
- Half of Earth Is France

This Week: Recruit Sera, Vivianne, Blackwall, and Iron Bull plus complete either the Mages or the Templar’s quest (In Hushed Whispers or Champions of the Just)
Next Week:  Complete Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts
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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Square Roots - Episode 395
You've got to hand it to the Herald: their hand certainly is glowy, and has superpowers too! In this gripping first chunker of BioWare's Dragon Age: Inquisition we close gates to the fade, meet a horse man, stare at chest hair, and leave the hinterlands as soon as Solas tells us to, because we wouldn't want to disappoint Vanessa's dream elf.
Also:
- Carol Vorderman's Math Skills
- A Naturalist, Not a Naturist
- How Many Games Make Your Mom Turn Into A Frankenstein?
- Vanessa Makes A Terrible Declaration
- A Freudian Digression

This Week: We watch an old lady get punched in the face in Val Royeaux
Next Week:  Recruit Sera, Vivianne, Blackwall, and Iron Bull plus complete either the Mages or the Templar’s quest (In Hushed Whispers or Champions of the Just)
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Final Fantasy I Part 2 - Cozy Goodtimes
Square Roots - Episode 394
Don't you just love having legs? You can waggle them, you can crisscrossapplesauce them, they have leg hands! And we use our JRPG legs through all the long walks and long dungeons of this limb-filled Square Roots episode ending our Final Fantasy I season. Just two episodes? You better believe it.
Also:
- Advent Children Chose The Most Boring Option
- Ouroboros Burgertime
- His Name Is Tyler
- Magical Canoe of Destiny
- Special Apologies to Appalachia

This Week: We Finish Final Fantasy 1!
Next Week:  Dragon Age Inquisition - End of Val Royeaux 
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com