Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 4 - Boat/Unboat
Square Roots - Episode 493
Quest Log: 0:30:22
Level Up: 1:29:20
The gang takes Mario a-treasure huntin' in this week's episode of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. We meet a new bomb friend, beat up a ghost skull, and get involved in more Plant People Crime Family Drama. We also meet Flavio, a rich character who has lived a whole life yet cannot achieve personhood due to the arbritrary constraints placed on him by Vanessa's narrow view of what a person should be.
Also:
This Week: Finish Chapter 5!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 7!
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The Square Roots Game of the Year Extravaganza
Square Roots - Episode 492
We ignore the idea that 2016 is ten years ago as we get to the end of 2025 and talk about the game of the year from the games we played for the podcast this year (from the main show) as well as our own 2025 game of the year choice!
* Good Queen Vanessascles
* Huey Lewis and Other Hot Impressions and References
* Hot Guests Like Miss Piggy, George Lucas, Florence and the Machine and MORE!
* RACHEL SLURS IS NOT INVITED
This Week: Listen to our amazing Game of the Year episode!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 5 and all Rogueport Nonsense!
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Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 3 - RAWK HAWK!
Square Roots - Episode 491
Quest Log: 0:27:30
Level Up: 1:25:30
This week's episode of Square Roots is brought to you by The Glitz Pit, just off I-275 at Hillsborough Avenue. Bring your Switch, play some of Nintendo's beloved Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door along with Jim, Matthew, Vanessa and Johnny, and enjoy the jugs, mugs, suds and spuds as well as the best wings this side of Jacksonville! Don't worry if the glitter gets in your food, it's edible!
Also:
* Rahul Kohli is Waiting in a Statue in the Desert
* I Just Learned About this Marky Plier
* Vanessa is Granny Rags
* Yangus is Not From Dragon Quest VII
* Middle Aged Nebraskan Sorea
* Hooktail's Fetish Stuff
This Week: Finish Chapter 4!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 5 and do the post chapter Rogueport nonsense!
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Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 2 - Something For Everyone to Get Upset About - Episode 490
This week we keep on keepin' on with Paper Mario. Did we finish Chapters 2 and 3 like we said we would? No. Will we do two chapters next ep? I don't have a lot of faith that we will, TBH, but we're gonna try.
Also:
Madam Flurrie doesn't have nipples
Matt to Johnny and Vanessa: UGH.
and more!
This Week: Finish Chapter 2!
Next Week: Finish Chapters 3 and 4!
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Would You Eat This Bird Twenty Twenty Five
Square Roots - Thanksgiving Special
Quest Log: 0:02:00
Level Up: 1:06:00
We're not doing a real episode this week, we're doing a Thanksgiving Funebration! And going through the hottest birds of 2025, or at least from games we played in 2025. Probably. Johnny did a really great job running this game and there were no errors. Please comment exactly that previous statement at Vanessa, Jim and Matthew.
This Week: Have a great American Thanksgiving!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 3!
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Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 1 - Sniff Her Feet
Square Roots - Episode 489
Quest Log: 0:31:00
Level Up: 1:43:54
Even with a lack of cheevos we still dive into Nintendo's Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door! We're all playing on Switch, but no matter if you're on that or Gamecube you can certainly play along. Just be prepared for Horny Nintendo.
Also:
* A Game For Babies With Good Attention Spans
* We Complain About One Drive Like A Couple of Boomers
* Why Are We Talking Like This
* Bowser Is A Job Creator
* Is Matt Goombing Right Now
* Hooktail's Fetish Stuff
This Week: Defeat Hooktail in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 3!
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South of Midnight Part 3: ROUX WAS AHMED BEST?!
Square Roots - Episode 488
Quest Log: 0:16:57
Level Up: 1:12:28
Somehow, throughout this series, Jim, Matt and Vanessa never mentioned that the character Roux from Compulsion Games was played by Jar-Jar Binks, everyone's favourite Star Wars character. Or his actor, anyway, Ahmed Best.
Also:
* Matt and Jim Don't Know Where the Rockstar Headquarters Are
* Jim's Famous Matt Character
* A Scardey-Cat Fish
* Back to the Future is a Christmas Movie
* Onlyh Vanessa Knows the Facts of Life Theme
This Week: Finish the game!
Next Week: Defeat Hooktail in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
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South of Midnight Part 2: Edgytainment 6-7
Square Roots - Episode 487
Quest Log: 0:23:15
Level Up: 1:34:15
We've got some exciting South of Midnight for you today! There's all sorts of terrifying stories of cryptids and social injustice! Matt loves Huggin' Molly. Jim's okay with spiders with people faces.
Also:
* The Console Widows and rphams
* Halo on PlayStation 2
* Edgytainment 6-7
* Crash Tries To Join the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
This Week: Finish Chapter 10!
Next Week: Finish the game!
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South of Midnight Part 1: The Goose Is Hot
Square Roots - Episode 486
Quest Log: 0:20:30
Level Up: 2:15:30
We're taking a lil detour before doing the vote winner, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. That's right, Vanessa, Jim and Matthew are doing South of Midnight, the 2025 action platformer Xbox Sclusey.
Also:
* The New Fourth Host, Dori
* Lil Baby Duck Face
* That Conflict That Listeners Love
* Dolly Parton Hair Sacrilege
* Johnny's Lost in the Forest
This Week: Finish Chapter 5!
Next Week: Finish Chapter... 10?
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Final Fantasy V Part 5: Gilgamesh is the best - Episode 485
Matt's writing the notes again this week and he's not good at it!
This Week: Finish Final Fantasy V!
Next Week: The first 7 chapters of South of Midnight!
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Notes! I forgot to write notes! Uh... This week we talk more about Final Fantasy V. Did we finish the game? No. But we're so close! Also, the vote winner for the next game is announced and then we decide maybe not to play it next. Just listen you'll see what I mean.
This Week: End of Fork Tower
Next Week: ACTUALLY finish the game
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It's The Square News Newsbreak!
Square Roots - Episode 484
Level Up: 0:33:24
It's a Square News Newsbreak! Check out our hottest news on the EA Acquisition, Game Pass price hikes, and the death of Rock Band 4!
This Week: listen to our hot gaming goose!
Next Week: uhhhhhhhhhh matt says finish the game but just play around six hours
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Final Fantasy V Part 2: "I've Got the Boom Boom, Pow: Boom Boom in Mario and Representations of Anti-Capitalist Sentiment"
Square Roots - Episode 483
Quest Log: 0:24:29
Level Up: 1:39:00
We get to ditch Cid and his subpar grandson and go to an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT planet. What's this planet called? Who knows. What was the other one called? Gaia? I think? Let's just call the new one Planet Galuf, and we don't exactly get a friendly greeting. But we meet some chocobos, set some trees on fire, and destroy the world's sacred crystals, like real heroes do.
Also:
* More Hot Gaming Goose
* STAN SMASH
* Bees Are My Mom Now
* Silent Hilf
* Vanessa's Weird Alex Mack Crush
* The Last of the Wind Dragons, by Vanessa
This Week: Watch the forest get burned!
Next Week: uhhhhhhhhhh matt says finish the game but just play around six hours
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Final Fantasy V Part 2: MID
Square Roots - Episode 482
Quest Log: 0:37:15
Level Up: 1:39:00
Oh boy, this time on Final Fantasy V things are getting moving! We fail to save the crystals, some jerk is released, and we take a break to go to the library. IT'S ALL FOR FREE!
Also:
* HONK
* Reasonable Randy Pitchford Quotes
* More like teddy oh yes
* ExDeez Nuts
* Bananas aren't Banana
* Future Matt and Future Vanessa
This Week: Play until we are blasted away by a force field!
Next Week: Finish things on the new planet! Unless it's too long. Then maybe something shorter.
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Final Fantasy V Part 1: It's Not Gooning If You Don't Make The Face
Square Roots - Episode 481
Quest Log: 0:10:47
Level Up: 1:57:30
Look, we've got a Final Fantasy game with two cool dragons right upfront. Okay, technically, one is a sea serpent and one is a wyvern, but still. Does FFV blow its cool load early? In this chunker of Square's classic JRPG we explore its new, better translation, try to come to terms with its job system, and come across a king stuck halfway into a crystal room.
Also:
* Untamed Honours
* You Should Get Hired By Silent Hills, Inc.
* Baby Four Eyes
* I Love A Very Clean Man In A Waistcoat
* A Reverse Rookie of the Year
* That Man Needs To Be Taken To A Hospital
This Week: Defeat the Liquid Flame in the Fire Powered Ship in Final Fantasy V!
Next Week: Play until we are blasted away by a force field!
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Heavy Rain: Part 4 - Even His Heavy Breathing Is French
Square Roots - Episode 480
Quest Log: 0:23:18
Level Up: 2:24:57
We've solved the mystery of Heavy Rain, and for the most part we're pretty annoyed about it. But now's your chance to play through these final chapters of Heavy Rain, maybe trick an old lady into telling you about her sons, burn all the evidence, and check out the wrong address and fail to save your son. And they gave you all the clues!
Also:
* Call Me Shaun
* On A Scale Of One To Spicy
* Motel Floor Sex
* The Stanley Kubrick Room
* A Plethora of Endings
This Week: Finish Heavy Rain!
Next Week: Defeat the Liquid Flame in the Fire Powered Ship in Final Fantasy V!
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Heavy Rain: Part 3 - Left Trigger Inner Monologue About Ball Crushing
Square Roots - Episode 479
Quest Log: 0:19:10
Level Up: 2:11:00
It's Final Fantasy Heavy Rain Time. It's what Strangers in Paradise is like. It's also a prequel to Final Fantasy X. The Origami Killer is secretly Sin. And this time you can seduce Louis CK! And dance sexy for him!
Also:
* Sexy Alias Adventures
* Not Every Person Needs To Be A Serial Killer
* Swallow Night: Milf Thong
* Jimmy Carr Would Be A Ventrue
* A Muppet Version of Expedition 33
* If Ethan Was Good At Close-Up Magic, None Of This Would Have Happened
This Week: Finish Chapter 39 / Fish Tank With Norman Jayden
Next Week: Finish Heavy Rain!
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Square Roots - Episode 478
Quest Log: 0:23:30
Level Up: 1:51:00
CONTENT WARNING: Suicide talk from 30:00 to 45:00
Today's episode of Square Roots is brought to you by the latest in Bidet technology, BidAi. And once you feel car-wash clean back there, please enjoy this essential chunker of David Cage's bonkers classic adventure game, Heavy Rain. There's fish throwing! A crucifix guy! Car driving! A Coward's Door! And so much more.
Also:
* The Disinfect The Wound Game
* If Mister X and Barbarian Lady Had a Baby
* He Dead
* Johnny's Yuck Your Yum Corner
* Hot Coffee Assault
This Week: Get through Chapter 25 / End of the Golf Club!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 39 / Fish Tank With Norman Jayden
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Heavy Rain: Part 1 - Origammy
Square Roots - Episode 477
Quest Log: 0:26:25
Level Up: 2:43:04
Are you ready to be Caged? That's right, it's David Cage time! The notorious director of Quantic Dreams's games! And you all voted for us to play Heavy Rain for some reason when Fable III and Enslaved: Odyssey to the West are right there! But that's okay, we love you just the same. So here's three hours of us talking about a game that for some baffling reason Vanessa and Johnny both seem to love.
Also:
* A Movie Where You Move The Boy Around
* Making Fried Chicken Over There?
* A Weird French Clown, Not An American Clown
* Matt Versus The Dark Knight
* There Is Bush In This Game, Kate Bush
This Week: Get through Chapter 12 / leave the motel in Heavy Rain!
Next Week: Get through Chapter 25 / End of the Golf Club!
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Beyond Good & Evil: Part 3 - Vanessa Learns How To Snap
Square Roots - Episode 476
Quest Log: 0:36:15
Level Up: 1:54:16
Holy crow! Vanessa, Jim and Matthew have finished Beyond Good & Evil already! And now you can play through with them through the end of the first and last entry in Ubisoft's series, I think we can all agree that means that the one with the swearing monkeys isn't coming out.
Also:
* I Don't Know What Happens In This Episode
* Jim Hasn't Edited It Yet
This Week: Finish Beyond Good & Evil!
Next Week: Get through Chapter 10 / leave the motel in Heavy Rain!
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Beyond Good & Evil: Part 2 - Colin Firth is the Dessert
Square Roots - Episode 475
Quest Log: 24:55
Level Up: 01:44:45
On this blockbusting episode of Square Roots, Vanessa, Jim and Matthew interrupt their examination of the premise of Mamma Mia! to discuss the Ubisoft classic action adventure game, Beyond Good & Evil!
Also:
* Vanessa Isn't Sure How To Pronounce Portcullis, Sue Perkins Is Disappointed
* We Need a New Wolf
* Lovett versus Lovitz
* Menu Navigation: The Challenge of the Game
* The Most Handsome Man Deserves to Go First in the Train
* Anyone Wearing Green Lipstick Is Not Allowed to be Called Hot
* The IRIS Network Substack
This Week: Finish repairing the Beluga!
Next Week: Finish Beyond Good & Evil!
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Square Roots: The Superman Tangent
Square Roots - Episode 474
Hot Gaming Goss: 02:45
Quest Log: 29:45
Level Up: 17:28
Non-Spoiler Review: 38:36
The Spoilery Superlog: 48:35
Matt and Jim decide just not to talk about Beyond Good & Evil after Vanessa's mysterious absence, and instead review the new Superman movie!
Also:
* I heard the new Marvel is crazy!
* Our friend Artie's new Forgotten Realms cookbook! https://www.dmsguild.com/product/530169/The-Forgotten-Realms-Wiki-Presents-Junipers-Companion-to-Venturesome-Cookery?fbclid=IwY2xjawL0R1pleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHngl_Zqz2DgslbO9qGKKFLZwnTAwim1-dlvGolTE3CMbstTiK9LaCtNtGd3o_aem_EJSLl4fVUkDowWZV3VAtUw
This Week: Watch the new Superman movie!
Next Week: Finish repairing the Beluga!
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Beyond Good & Evil: Part 1 - Donkula
Square Roots - Episode 473
Quest Log: 29:45
Level Up: 02:13:45
On this incredible first episode of Ubisoft's classic Black & White, Jim, Matt and Vanessa get to play the beloved Jade Empire. Wait. No. Okay it's Beyond Good & Evil, don't trust Matt's lies.
Also:
* Johnny’s on BlueOrigin
* Script treatments
* Square roots reacts to pig ranking
* P’uncle
* Touching pigs, touching sheep
* Reenacting the movie Pig
* Business Casual Podcasting
This Week: Return to Iris headquarters after the factory in Beyond Good & Evil!
Next Week: Finish repairing the Beluga!
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Enchanted Arms Part 7: The Kind of Walk You Play A Tuba For!
Square Roots - Episode 472
Quest Log: 27:15
Level Up: 02:07:48
This is it: we're finished the game that almost broke the podcast! That's right, on this week's Enchanted Arms, we've put the series to bed! The FROM SOFTWARE classic JRPG elicited all sorts of reactions from the Square Roots crew.
Also:
* No, Stop!
* Just A Bottle Of Brown Spit!
* Punch A Newborn Baby!
* You Need To Watch A Shonen Anime!
This Week: Finish Enchanted Arms!
Next Week: Return to Iris headquarters after the factory in Beyond Good & Evil!
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Enchanted Arms Part 6: Dairy Queen is a Sore Subject
Square Roots - Episode 471
Quest Log: 32:20
Level Up: 01:48:40
Don't talk to Matt about Dairy Queen. Or Atsuma and his stupid arm. Heck, I don't think Matt is even enjoying The Mystery Man's hijinks at this point, almost at the end, of Enchanted Arms, the cult classic FROM SOFTWARE JRPG!
Also:
* The first podcast
* Everybody gets one pig
* Adult arcades
* Puzzy Corner
* The titular sleep
* Equis Dickboy Charlie Merrily
This Week: Defeat the Mystery Man in Graveholm Keep!
Next Week: Finish Enchanted Arms!
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