Grandia II Part 5: Mareg's Bara Tiddies!
Square Roots - Episode 461
Level Up Starts at 01:53:00
Johnny gets to see Mareg's big manly chest in a pre-rendered cutscene, and he does NOT shut up about it throughout this episode. Sure, the Dreamcast game's pre-rendered cutscenes have the look of 1996's Tekken 2, and the scene is bizarrely animated, but Johnny hasn't been on a date in a while so give him a break. Oh yeah, this week in GameArts's Grandia II we also discover a sword that may have a second purpose! AND GO TO THE MOON!
Also:
Proud Boy King!
Vanessa Will Never See That Ten Dollars!
Elena Likes Drinking Juice And Singing Gospel Songs About Granas!
The Squeak-baa Pasture Is Empty!
Classic Disc Three Crazy!
Uterus! OR Womb! Who knows!
Matt's Manly Football Injury!
This Week: Return to Cyrum!
Next Week: Finish Grandia II!
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Grandia II Part 4: Droppin' Hot Yomis
Square Roots - Episode 460
Level Up Starts at 01:51:00
It's Straight Night this week on Square Roots! That's right, the gay is gone, so it's just Matthew, Jim, and Vanessa. Finally they can get to the straight truth: they love being in traffic. Also they played some more Grandia II, this time in a beefy chunker that takes them from a princely mystery to shrimp island and finally the protagonist Ryudo's home town!
Also:
Matt Gets Weirdly Aggro About His Vote
Weak Nuts
Johnny, Vanessa's Little Helmet Hype Man
Milennia is the Personification of Elena's Diabetes
Vanessa's Vindication Song Returns
This Week: Defeat the Horn of Valmar!
Next Week: Return to Cyrum!
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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Grandia II Part 3: Bursting Through the Doors of the St Heim Inn
Square Roots - Episode 459
Level Up Starts at 02:08:00
This time on Square Roots Jim's off on an adventure, so it's just Vanessa, Johnny and Matthew trying to sort out what they got wrong about Switch II news this week. But things get weird in this chunk of Game Arts's Grandia II, where we put down a little girl who has been giving a magical third eye, meet a religious fundamentalist who Johnny suspects is gonna be a villain, and finally get to cuddle up to Young Pope Daddy Bear.
Also:
Jim loves to eat a raw chicken.
A legally distinct cover of Madonna's "Sorry"
Sondra & Lezzlie
What if Daredevil Grow A Weird Little Eye
The Lowest Bar to Clear
Ryudo Finally Has a Good Take
This Week: Play until we leave the St. Heim Papal State!
Next Week: Defeat the Horn of Valmar!
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Grandia II Part 2: The Gen-X Cheech and Chong
Square Roots - Episode 458
Level Up Starts at 01:55:00
Johnny asks a question that may make you spit out your drink, be warned. Do not drink any liquids while listening to this episode. But anyway! Grandia II! Game Arts's zany adventure gets into gear: you've got the evil brother, a dark secret buried under a town, and 1910s style racism! Plus we talk about the Switch 2 reveal for a long time.
Also:
Mouse Control
Nintendo Spy Cam
First Nintendo Game With Finger Stuff
Go Back To Lollipop Lane!
He's Ryude To People
Visible Personality Line
Would You Hug A Tween Like That?
This Week: Defeat the evil tongue of Valmar boss!
Next Week: Play until we leave the St. Heim Papal State
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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com