Would You Eat This Bird Twenty Twenty Five
Square Roots - Thanksgiving Special
Quest Log: 0:02:00
Level Up: 1:06:00
We're not doing a real episode this week, we're doing a Thanksgiving Funebration! And going through the hottest birds of 2025, or at least from games we played in 2025. Probably. Johnny did a really great job running this game and there were no errors. Please comment exactly that previous statement at Vanessa, Jim and Matthew.
This Week: Have a great American Thanksgiving!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 3!
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Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 1 - Sniff Her Feet
Square Roots - Episode 489
Quest Log: 0:31:00
Level Up: 1:43:54
Even with a lack of cheevos we still dive into Nintendo's Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door! We're all playing on Switch, but no matter if you're on that or Gamecube you can certainly play along. Just be prepared for Horny Nintendo.
Also:
* A Game For Babies With Good Attention Spans
* We Complain About One Drive Like A Couple of Boomers
* Why Are We Talking Like This
* Bowser Is A Job Creator
* Is Matt Goombing Right Now
* Hooktail's Fetish Stuff
This Week: Defeat Hooktail in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 3!
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South of Midnight Part 3: ROUX WAS AHMED BEST?!
Square Roots - Episode 488
Quest Log: 0:16:57
Level Up: 1:12:28
Somehow, throughout this series, Jim, Matt and Vanessa never mentioned that the character Roux from Compulsion Games was played by Jar-Jar Binks, everyone's favourite Star Wars character. Or his actor, anyway, Ahmed Best.
Also:
* Matt and Jim Don't Know Where the Rockstar Headquarters Are
* Jim's Famous Matt Character
* A Scardey-Cat Fish
* Back to the Future is a Christmas Movie
* Onlyh Vanessa Knows the Facts of Life Theme
This Week: Finish the game!
Next Week: Defeat Hooktail in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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South of Midnight Part 2: Edgytainment 6-7
Square Roots - Episode 487
Quest Log: 0:23:15
Level Up: 1:34:15
We've got some exciting South of Midnight for you today! There's all sorts of terrifying stories of cryptids and social injustice! Matt loves Huggin' Molly. Jim's okay with spiders with people faces.
Also:
* The Console Widows and rphams
* Halo on PlayStation 2
* Edgytainment 6-7
* Crash Tries To Join the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
This Week: Finish Chapter 10!
Next Week: Finish the game!
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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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