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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

May 1, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 362
Dive into this sickly sweet bowl of soup, which is definitely not just BBQ sauce. Today's flavours are the first chunk of the rather chunky and expansive Siege of Dragonspear DLC for BioWare's Baldur's Gate - we had to reduce what we covered due to this game just being real big. It turns out Siege of Dragonspear is actually pretty new? And pretty good?
Also:

- Your Dad's Impressions
- Vanessa's Ratatouille Moment
- There's Some Whores in this Castle
- Jack Black's Mars Attacks!
- Dorn Fans

This Week: We meet Caelar!
Next Week:  We cross the bridge fort bridge of the Siege of Dragonspear!? I dunno.

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Apr 24, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 361
We try to carefully navigate the discussion of Safana's confident sexuality without judgment, and the results are mixed. Is she living her truth or a Lady Issun? On this chunker of Square Roots we battle Saravok if the game doesn't glitch out, as well as try and figure out what sort of chaos he was planning in Baldur's Gate. Oh yeah, there's also jerk Skeleton archers, a James Bond mini adventure, and so much more!
Also:

- Pete Does Not Have A Sexy Voice
- George Lucas Was Right
- An RPG's First Example of a Great Healthy Relationship
- A Glitched Saravok
- The First Real Bosses of the Game

This Week: We finish Chapter 7! And maybe some of the DLC.
Next Week:  We cross the bridge fort bridge of the Siege of Dragonspear!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Apr 17, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 360
Join Johnny "Bhaal Boy" Brandon and Straight Girl Vanessa as well as Matthew and Jim as we allllmost finish Baldur's Gate, but then don't. So yeah, there's gonna be a couple more episodes! In this chunker instead we (except Johnny) visit Ulgoth's Beard and then including Johnny attack Durlag's Tower, a fiendish den of traps and trappery.
Also:

- Who wrote the West Wing?
- CHAHLEE MAH BAYBEE
- All That Smushes is Mouth
- Matthew Loves Wolf-Weres
- Secret Pro Level Chess Moves
- Put The Bowl Down And Back Out of the Room

This Week: We finish Durlag's Tower!
Next Week: We finish Chapter 7! And maybe some of the DLC.

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Apr 10, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 359
There's a big city out there to discover, and that city is the eponymous BALDUR'S GATE! Does it have a Baldur's Gay Village? Can you purchase a Baldur's Gateaux? Will you meet a whole bunch of doppelgängers? Is there finally a revelation about your secret heritage everyone has been hinting at? YOU BET.
Also:

- Vanessa Says Do Do
- The Twist!
- Doppelgänger Negging
- What About Bhaal?
- A Hotel Full of Slimes
- The Saga of the Half-Life 2 Gnome Achievement
- Sephiroth Will Make You Jump, Jump!

This Week: We finish Chapters 5 and 6!
Next Week: We finish Durlag's Tower and Chapter 7!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Apr 3, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 358
Uh oh, someone didn't finish this chunker and it's not who you think! This week Johnny bombs trying to make his own Answer Smoosh, Vanessa has found true wizardly love, and we clear out some bandits AND yet another mine!
Also:

- A Real Cabinet Meeting
- Famous Vanessa Catchphrase "Time to Die"
- Tampopokémon Red
- Blacktalons & Chill
- Matthew's Accidental Dream Corner
- Our Listeners are Educated and Informed

This Week: We finish Chapter 4!
Next Week: We finish Chapter 5 and probably 6!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

 


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Mar 27, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 357
BioJanuWarey is over, welcome to Marchioware? BioMare? BioWarch? In this swashbuckling episode of Square Roots we all adopt old timey accents and swing into the thick of Faerun in Baldur's Gate. There's magicks! Hobgoblins! Spiders! And a walking 1990s meme!
Also:

- Iambic Poonslammiter
- Happy Bear Day
- Answer Smoosh
- Jizzle Physics
- Another Bad Dragon Situation

This Week: We clear out chapter 2 (Nashkel Mines) in Baldur's Gate!
Next Week: Chapters 3 and 4 and maybe 5 if that feels short 

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Mar 20, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 356
We did it! Since starting in 2017 we have now played through all of the original Mass Effect Trilogy, the only Mass Effect games that exist. No, there was no such thing as Galaxy or Andromeda or that one iPhone 3D one either. Nope.


Also:

- Normal People Watch the Food Network
- #JohnDunsWasRight
- Are You Ready For Sequel Slam 2023?
- Somehow The Reapers Have The Citadel
- Everyone's Favourite Character Major Coates


This Week: We finish Mass Effect 3!
Next Week: We clear out chapter 2 (Nashkel Mines) in Baldur's Gate!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Mar 13, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 355
Johnny gets weird quasi-dates with straight guys flashbacks in this party filled, aquarium smashing, minigame loving chunker of BioWare's Mass Effect 3! Mass Effect lets its hair down and gets out of its ridiculous marching band outfit and finally lets you enjoy the world they've created, at least for this one DLC. There's evil betrayals! Clones! Gun toting Hanar! Grunt in the shower! And so much more!
Also:

- The Princess of Burnsville
- Vanessa's Milky White Obsession
- The Whore / Horror Switcheroo
- Shepherd Almost Died And It Was The Funniest Thing That Ever Happened
- The Asari Don't Make Sense
- The Normanddy of Thessius
- Definitely Not Gay James Vega
- Blasto: A Porn Parody


This Week: The Citadel DLC!
Next Week: We finish Mass Effect 3!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Mar 6, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 354
Sadly we don't get to dispatch Kai Leng in this episode, but we do get to meet some big ol' space bugs in this chunker of BioWare's Mass Effect 3! We get a lot of DLC lore about the origin of the Reapers, get to splish splash in some water, and Miranda gets to wrap up her Cerberus ties and crappy father issues in one biotic swoop. Also an exciting edition of Jim's Front Page Failure!
Also:

- Johnny Can't Tell if Jim Is Saying Horror Or Whore But Is Afraid To Ask
- A Very Real George Miller Game
- Jackson Cloink-Cloink
- That Was Some Good Breevin'
- Vectorman for the Sega Genesis
- Vanessa's Chef Wrestler Persona

This Week: Leviathan, Horizon: Zero Ashleys (because she's probably dead)
Next Week: The Citadel DLC!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Feb 27, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 353
In this slicing and dicing episode of Square Roots Kai Leng may be back, but mysteriously Johnny has disappeared! Does this mean way more political rants? Of course! But Jim, Vanessa and Matthew will guide you through Rannoch and the end of the Geth wars and then discover a very important artifact on Thessia!
Also:

- Way Too Much Political Talk
- Full Page Failure: Death Match
- The Crooshable Returns
- The Illusive Man Has a Really Cool Idea
- Sealed Shucker

This Week: We finish the Quarians homeworld stuff, Priority: Thessia
Next Week: Leviathan, Horizon: Zero Ashleys (because she's probably dead)

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Feb 20, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 352
This may be our raunchiest episode in a while, so hide it from sensitive ears! On this chunker of Square Roots we go through some fun classic DLC in BioWare's Mass Effect 3 and reunite with Tali, unless of course you're BimJanks and Tali is Super Dead.
Also:

- English Sexy Talk
- Aria Said F
- Would You Dance To This Song?
- Jim's Wild New Rules for Full Page Failure
- Ashley Fell Asleep on a Hotdog
- Downloadable Lesbian Content

This Week: We finish the Geth Ship and do the Omega DLC!
Next Week: We finish the Quarians homeworld stuff, Leviathan, Priority: Thessia

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Feb 13, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 351
On this tragically romantic episode of Square Roots, Vanessa must choose - will she emotionally and physically bond with her snake boyfriend, or her himbo dummy human? PORQUE NO LOS DOS?! Also there's plenty of tough decisions on this Tchunker of BioWare's Mass Effect 3 like something about doing a genocide or not, or doing a different genocide or not, or watching fan favourites Dagg, Wreav and Padok Wiks sacrifice themselves.
Also:

- The Illusive Woman
- Jim Is Afraid of Improv
- Clean Your Grint
- 2023's Z-Snap
- And Lo, Noah Did Get a Rad T-Rex, and It Was Cool
- The Grim Darkness of the Far Future

This Week: We Save Tuchanka and Deal With A Citadel Coup!
Next Week: We finish the Geth Ship and do the Omega DLC!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Feb 6, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 350
Shepherd takes some selfie hints from the 21st century in this action-packed chunker of Mass Effect 3! There's meeting a 50,000 year old Protheon, hot gossip with the lady Krogan, and seeing Jack's clothing journey.
Also:

- Your Favourite Mary Kate & Ashley Songs
- The Pegger
- New Game Plus Elementary School
- Her Two Big Front Mounted Processors
- Ensign Pringles Saves The Day
- Bring Your Bits! Whatever!

This Week: Extract Lady Krogan, Javik, Biotic School, and explore some planets!
Next Week: Reach the end of Rannoch, the Turian homeworld!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jan 30, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 347
Finally, on the second to last day of BioJanuWarey, we start Mass Effect 3! That's right. Shepherd, Wrex, Kaiden (or Ashley if you're a monster) and Doctor Chocolates are back in this action packed chunker. 
Also:

- Mister BAMF Himself
- I Thought We Were Doing ME Tonight!
- Just A Regular Butt
- The Pros and Cons of Chocolate Fountains
- Future Teen Slang
- I... Want... Clean... Faces

This Week: It's BioJanuWarey and we play until The end of the Primarch Mission (Turian moon) in Mass Effect 3!
Next Week: Extract Lady Krogan, Javik, Biotic School, and explore some planets!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jan 23, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 347

IT'S A LONGO!

This week on Square Roots we get a little mixed up and forget about Gadolt for the first chunk of the quest log, but then remember that his plotline totally ended. We also remind you why Santa Claus turned into a Frost Gigas, remember how to pronounce Melia, and, oh yeah, totally finish Xenoblade Chronicles!
Also:

- How Do You Not Have The Song?
- Outfits With Wings On Them That Don't Make Any Sense
- You Can't Spoil Real Life
- Escalator Horror
- Perhaps I Have Misinterpreted This Relationship
- We Misidentify a Mother
- What Is A Hoo Ha?

This Week: We finally, finally finish Xenoblade Chronicles!
Next Week: It's BioJanuWarey and we play until in Mass Effect 3!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jan 16, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 347
Everything you want in a Square Roots episode happens today! It's more Xenoblade Chronicles and we're almost finished! There's really long dungeons! Someone not understanding where the chunker ends! Jim's Full Page Failure! Caution: staying past the end credits as the bonus clips get a little... blue.
Also:

- SCREE! Eyes emoji! Skeet skeet!
- Does Comix Zone lick himself?
- A Mechon Out of Water
- The Return of Robo-Vanessa

This Week: Explore the Mechonis Capital!
Next Week: We finally, finally finish Xenoblade Chronicles!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jan 9, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 346
This week we start off with Jim's brand new trivia game: FULL PAGE FAILURE! After we get into this week's Quest Log where we get to finally, finally, walk on the blade of a giant sword! We also find a rare unfridging, find out more mysteries about Crosby Stills and Sass, and learn how to flirt by comparing a man to your missing boyfriend.
Also:

- Except for the Robot Dinosaurs
- A Movie About Cannibalism
- You Have To Watch This Gritty Murder
- Jim's New Game
- There's No Aliens in Time Cop!
- The Age of Holt
- His Wet Little Throat
- Egil the Living Robot


This Week: Grab the Peizoelectric unit!
Next Week: Explore the Mechonis Capital!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jan 2, 2023

Happy New Year! The Squootses took this week off, so enjoy our resolutions for the year! Back to normal next week.
Next Week: Defeat Sureny Telethia!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Dec 26, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 345
So many revelations this episode! A big beefy boi! Questionable allegiences! A mech made out of SOLID GOLD! This week on Square Roots we make our way out on the sword and possibly... to the other giant continental mech?!

Also:

- Carols for a Sick Friend
- Vanessa the Boxing Day Gerenuk
- Matt is a Dog Name
- A Lady Mechon
- Teeny Tiny Wings
- A Real Kiera Knightley!


This Week: Finish Up Valak Mountain after defeating Mumkhar!
Next Week: Defeat Sureny Telethia!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Dec 19, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 344
Everyone is preparing to go up hard against their daddy versions in this exciting, explosive, full of wild mass guessing episode of Square Roots! In this chunker of Xenoblade Chronicles, we kill a blobby dinosaur dragon, meet all of Riki's family, and go up to the fanciest castle in the land.
Also:

- Yeah, Klonoa!
- All Himbos and Bimbos
- Gooching
- Scared of Tim Robbins
- Physics? I'm a Princess!
- Don't Worry About It
- Riki Loves Love

This Week: We clear out the High Entia Tomb and finish Chapter 8!
Next Week: Finish Up Valak Mountain after defeating Mumkhar!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Dec 12, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 343
Not only can you rescue a poofy in this week's chunker of Square Roots, but there's even a princess in peril AND a brand new Riku who is SO COOL.
Also:

- Vanessa Doubles Down on Making Babies Cry
- That's How This One Came About, a new podcast!
- Is Bishonen a Word?
- Is the Elevator the Abs?
- Clearly a Pube Swamp
- Shulk and the Quest for the Four Glowies
- Matthew's Wild Pronounciation of Anachronox
- Alvis and the Chipmunks and Other Lazy Jokes
- The Story of Riki


This Week: We reach the Nopon Village!
Next Week: We clear out the High Entia Tomb and finish Chapter 8!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Dec 5, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 342
Now we're really getting into the thick of this exciting trek through the Bionis in Square Roots's second episode of Xenoblade Chronicles. There's so much to cover, from hungry robots to the annoying plot device of a child constantly getting in trouble. But maybe we'll love it!
Also:

- Vanessa chooses a fursona
- Pickle fights
- At Christmas We Tell the Truth
- A WAP Dumper
- Too Many Gigs
- I Love Dune!
- Breadcummies
- Crosby Stills and Sass
- It's Fun to Go Perpendicular!


This Week: We defeat the big bad boss of the Ether Mines!
Next Week: We reach the Nopon Village!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Nov 28, 2022

It's that time of the year! We took the week off from Xenoblabies but not from you, dear listeners! This week we rank all 51 games that we have played on the show! Who will be number 1? Who will be number 51? Listen to find out! 

Nov 21, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 341
Are you ready for a big, new Xeno adventure? I hope so. Welcome to a world of twinks and himbos, and midriffs exposed on EVERYONE. In this episode of Square Roots the gang is introduced to Shulk (short for She-Hulk), Reyn, and of course everyone's favourite character, Fiora! What's your levelling and equipment strategy for Fiora? What arts will she use? 
Also:

- Land Man
- The Toys to Life Pit
- Not Smart Enough or French Enough
- MetalStorm
- Nip Flop!
- Shulk's Spacious New Fridge

This Week: We finish Chapter 2 and fight Metal Face in Xenoblade Chronicles 1!
Next Week: We defeat the big bad boss of the Ether Mines!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Nov 14, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 340
Oh wow! It feels like we just started Live a Live, but now Live a Live is very finished. Did we all finish? Did anyone get the Armageddon ending? Did Johnny save his beefy boi? We deconstruct the very nature of JRPGs in this season of Square Roots's exciting conclusion!
Also:

- There's No Good Use for a Death Helmet
- He's A Good Dad Now
- Advanced Spacey
- 2 Salty
- Fisherman's Friend Is Not Code
- Prithee Thou Art Mine Husbandth
- Our Friend the Orange Dot
- A Fun Prank
- The Virgin Streibough Versus Chad Oersted

This Week: We finish Live a Live!
Next Week: We finish Chapter 2 and fight Metal Face in Xenoblade Chronicles 1!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
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