Happy American Thanksgiving! Or, if you live elsewhere, the second to last week of November!

In celebration of this holiday, and due to all of us travelling this week, please enjoy Johnny asks Matthew, Jim, Vanessa and Doctor Steven Stone: Would You Eat This Bird?

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Square Roots - Episode 389
On this second chunker of Final Fantasy IV, Cecil drops the dark sword for something a little lamer. And the Square Roots crew, minus Vanessa who is spiralling into the air due to a malady, delights in the change and in the introduction of Milon / Scarmiglione. Oh, and there's the adorable twins Palom and Porum! 
Also:
- Congrats Gen-Z For "Mid"
- Chuck E Cheese, Child Casino
- I Got Zucked!
- The Office of Relief
- Karate Man

This Week: Cecil does his class change!
Next Week:  We meet the Dwarves in the underworld!

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Square Roots - Episode 388
Anything could happen on Halloween! Silent Hill could turn into a show. We could all start playing Final Fantasy, the fourth just so you know. Number Five has its butts! Number six destroys the world! But on Halloween, your BLOOD begins to CURL. Something spooky's going on!
Also:
- Is This The First Good Final Fantasy?!
- That's Why They Call It Default!
- Is That A Tampon Joke?
- Tellah Says the Line!
- Vanessa's on-location research!

This Week: We retrieve the sand crystal in Final Fantasy IV!
Next Week:  Cecil does his class change!

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Square Roots - Episode 387
We did it! We finished Fallout: New Vegas! Matthew fades in and out of consciousness throughout this epic journey, but in this chunker we play through the DLC "Lonesome Road" as well as finishing the main campaign! There's radio negging, stopping (or helping) an assassination, nuclear whoopsies, and maybe even a robot throwing someone off of a tower!
Also:
- Grandma Dry Eyes
- Vault Suit Barbie
- Wizards of the Coast's Basement
- A Thoughtful Discussion of Patriotism (Derogatory)
- Robots Can't Feel Pain
- You're Just A Bunch of Meat and Goop! 

This Week: We finish Fallout: New Vegas!
Next Week:  We retrieve the sand crystal in Final Fantasy IV!

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Square Roots - Episode 386
It's time for the silly, Portal Inspired companion piece of DLC, Old World Blues, on this chunker of Fallout: New Vegas. Sure, we meet some robots terrified of our disgusting erect hand penises and Johnny kills more dogs, but that's just how Fallout is.
Also:
- Turn Them Off From Behind
- Juu'ls Van in Alaska
- Accidental Sondheim
- Switch or Phone!
- Is Horny an Emotion?

This Week: We Finish Old World Blues!
Next Week:  We finish Fallout: New Vegas!

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Square Roots - Episode 385
Finally wrapping up Dead Money we tackle the most important quest in Fallout: New Vegas: becoming Best Friends with Best Friend Tabitha! Or not, depending on how things play out for you. Also: RAUL!
Also:
- Anti-Circumcision Pokemon Stickers
- A Human Head Shaped Lamp
- Taskmaster Heckling
- Playing Persona on Stage
- Vanessa's Fly Updates
- Dean: Alive or Undead
- I'm Going to Kill Father Elijah
- Matthew's Jojo Siwa Defense Squad
- Jim Cheats Death

This Week: Finish Dead Money, Meet Best Friend Tabitha
Next Week:  We Finish Old World Blues and The Lonesome Road

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Square Roots - Episode 384
We put off meeting Best Friend Tabitha for another week and instead learn all about the casino of the Sierra Madre, where a real Andrew Ryan takes us through the BioShockiest chunker of Fallout yet. Oh yeah, and Johnny gets a whole lot of people killed by the Brotherhood of Steel because he failed some speech checks.
Also:
- Why Wouldn't Dommy Mommy Want to Look Like a Dinosaur?
- Jim Makes a Lateral Move
- Doctor Edward Crane
- Terminal Betrayal
- Is BioShock a First Person Shooter

This Week: We finish up with the Brotherhood of Steel finally as well as reaching the Casino in Dead Money.
Next Week:  Finish Dead Money, Meet Best Friend Tabitha

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Square Roots - Episode 383
Okay, we didn't hit our goal for this chunker again - we'll save dealing with the Brotherhood until next time. But this time on Square Roots we explore different methods of dealing with the Boomers and the Great Khans and continually tease how great Vault 34 is without actually getting there.
Also:
- Vanessa Describes the Best Scene from Retribution
- Matthew's Origin Story
- You're Legally Allowed to Kiss Them Whenever You Want
- 2 Jacks at the Same Time
- The Scrap Bringer
- Updating Vanessa's New Vegas Sex Count
- A Selection of the B-29's Greatest Hits

This Week: We deal with the Boomers and The Great Kahns. WARNING: The end of these quests can trigger the point of no return for your endgame faction. If you’re not sure which way you want to go yet do not report to House, Yes Man, Caesar, or NCR.
Next Week:  We finish up with the Brotherhood of Steel finally as well as reaching the Casino in Dead Money.

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Square Roots - Episode 382
Hey, jazz cats. It's time to meet some ring-a-ding broads and bears for a swinging time on the strip! We explore the White Glove Society's very secret secret that you'll never guess, the Rat Pack era Chaimen at the Tops, and Vegas's naughtiest casino, the Gamorrean Guards. You'll note we didn't end up making friends with the Boomers, so there are no Boomer jokes this episode.
Also:
- Johnny'z Orbeez Tangent
- More Sexy Options
- The Homestuck Gem
- Becoming the Queen of Vegas
- Canada's Dave Foley

This Week: We enter the New Vegas Strip and meet Mr. House, and confront Benny at the Tops. Recommended quests: Bye Bye Love and How Little We Know at Gomorrah, Beyond the Beef at the Ultra Lux.
Next Week:  We deal with the BrotherHood of Steel and The Great Kahns. WARNING: The end of these quests can trigger the point of no return for your endgame faction. If you’re not sure which way you want to go yet do not report to House, Yes Man, Caesar, or NCR.

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Square Roots - Episode 381
Okay, let's get this out of the way first: in this chunker Johnny mixes up Doc Mitchell and Doc Bailey. One is voiced by Michael Hogan and is the doctor in Good Springs, who came from a vault, and the other is the doctor from Vault 22. Michael Hogan played Commander Bailey in Mass Effect, so it's a simple mistake anyone could make. Right? RIGHT?!? Also in this chunker we figure out the best way to get inside New Vegas. 
Also:
- Matthew Hates The King
- Everyone Lies to Keely
- Eating at the Y
- Game Scom

This Week: We go to Boulder City then onto Freeside and complete G.I. Blues for The King, plus other quests on the Vegas Outskirts. Recommended: You Can Depend on Me (Crimson Caravan), Wang Dang Atomic Tango (Atomic Wrangler), There Stands the Grass (Camp McCarran).
Next Week:  We enter the New Vegas Strip and meet Mr. House, confront Benny in the Tops, and secure the cooperation of the Boomers. Recommended quests: Bye Bye Love and How Little We Know at Gomorrah, Beyond the Beef at the Ultra Lux.

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Square Roots - Episode 380

On this chunker of Fallout: New Vegas, the Square Roots gang get a fourth member in the posse, and triple the number of Vanessas possible. We also meet Caesar's Legion and may or may not end up on bad terms with them, get spooked by a dinosaur, make friends with some ghouls and nightkin and turn on the power!

Also:

• East Nippletown

• Not All Lesbians Are Snipers But All Snipers Are Lesbians

• A Real Treasjie

• A Metafloorical Gaythrough

• Just Fantastic

This Week: We reach NoVac and do the associated quests (One For My Baby, Come Fly With Me, That Lucky Old Sun)

Next Week:  We go to Boulder City then onto Freeside and complete G.I. Blues for The King, plus other quests on the Vegas Outskirts. Recommended: You Can Depend on Me (Crimson Caravan), Wang Dang Atomic Tango (Atomic Wrangler), There Stands the Grass (Camp McCarran).

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Square Roots - Episode 379

It’s been seven years in the making but now we finally, finally shake the dust out of our boots and get on the long road to New Vegas. That’s right, the Fallout game that uses the Bethesda engine but has Obsidian developing. Is it the best of both worlds?

Also:

• Gambling Puns!

• The Johnny Guitar bit

• Air Bud 3: The Chess Muttster

• Jim watches Scary Movie 2

• The Canadian Vault

• Cuck George Jetson

This Week: We instate a new mayor sheriff in Fallout: New Vegas!

Next Week:  We reach NoVac and do the associated quests (One For My Baby, Come Fly With Me, That Lucky Old Sun)

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Square Roots - Episode 378

Finally! We’ve worked through Lunar in admittedly probably one too many episodes. But hey, we finished it! And we get to see just what happens when your moon girlfriend actually is a goddess. Like. A real one. Not metaphorical.

Also:

- The Grandia Pile
- I’m Gonna Digest All Your Clothes
- Offishul
- PlayStation Porthole
- Jeopardy! Untucked
- Sheryl Kyle

This Week: We finish Lunar!

Next Week:  We instate a new mayor sheriff in Fallout: New Vegas!

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Square Roots - Episode 377

UPDATE: Johnny’s computer got dead enough that it is being fixed by the Geek Squad! Yay! On this Jimless episode of Square Roots Johnny, Vanessa and Matthew get frequently derailed by asides to the point where they forget what they’re supposed to be doing, but what they’re doing is recording the penultimate episode of our book club style playthrough of Lunar! That’s right, there’s every kind of reveal. Was Matthew correct?

Also:

- Johnny and Vanessa Fail Astronomy
- Big Polyamory Is Killing Mom and Pop Cuck Chair Shops
- Johnny Eats A Cookie
- Black Lipstick Equals Evil

- Kate Bush’s Hit “How Can You Be Dying When You’re Standing Next To A Grave”
- Is Flat A Shape?

This Week: We defeat Royce in [REDACTED]'s Fortress

Next Week:  We finish Lunar!

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Square Roots - Episode 376
It's a Jim Edit, so you know what that means: NOTHING GETS CUT OUT. This is Square Roots the way THE MAN won't let us do it: RAW and UNCUT. No one's diffusing these TRUTH BOMBS as we play through a seemingly uncontroversial chunk of Game Arts's pleasant RPG Lunar: The Silver Star. In this chunk we're heading through a couple of lost woods, talking to a dragon who may already be dead, engaging in tricky relationship dilemmas, and experiencing the taste of betrayal once again.
Also:
- Go-Go Dancer #3 Is An Ex of Mine
- Boat Dracula!
- Jim Doesn't Accept Your Pity
- Tempestt & Bledsoe
- What Is Sex If Not A Fight In Bed?
- No I Didn't Think He Was Not Coming Back

This Week: Defeat the Magic Masher in Ruid!
Next Week:  We defeat Xenobia in [REDACTED]'s Fortress

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Square Roots - Episode 375
Oh boy! We get to meet so many dragons, and yet... not in time? Yeah, we get a lot of very brief dragon encounters, but not the Bad Dragon kind, in this chunker of Game Arts's Lunar. Sadly no Matthew's game because we were on a tight time schedule.
Also:
- A Campaign of Terror Against My Friends and Family
- I Was A Drunk Six Year Old
- The Secret Origin of Duran Duran's A View To A Kill
- We Don't Like Slapping Music
- He Smiled To Make Vanessa Melt
- You Gotta Tag Your Porn

This Week: Reach the top of.Myght's Tower!
Next Week:  Defeat the Magic Masher in Ruid!

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We're running a bonus episode from last year as a confluence of events stopped us from recording, so please: enjoy a Johnny's Stupid Game from 2022!

Squoopardy is the hottest new game show craze! Play along with our hosts in the bonus episode using these three boards:

Squoopardy: https://jeopardylabs.com/play/squoopardy

Double Squoopardy: https://jeopardylabs.com/play/double-squoopardy

Final Squoopardy: https://jeopardylabs.com/play/final-squoopardy

Square Roots - Episode 374
Are you ready for an action packed episode of Lunar: Silver Star Something? Oh boy. So much happens on this episode of Square Roots, from double betrayals in the game to Matthew's Stupid Game finding its special groove. So join us on a Bromide packed journey!
Also:
- We Pitch "The Jewell Thief"
- Jem Wasn't Outrageous
- The Beach Is The Best M Night Shyamalan Movie Of The Past 20 Years (Derogatory)
- Lunar Non-Pervy Run Challenge Level: Impossible
- Mascot Nathan Drake
- Yeah Winnie the Pooh is Stuck in That Hole

This Week: We return the blueprints or blue prince in Iluk!
Next Week:  Defeat the Shadow Spectre in Talon Mine!

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Square Roots - Episode 373
MORE DIAL OF DESTINY SPOILERS AT 25:10! *SORRY*
We all get seduced by an elf man with some kind of lyre in this deeply erotic episode of Square Roots. We're looking at the second chunker of Lunar: Silver Star where we find pornography in Vane's magic library, meet Austin Powers, and become landlords.

Also:
- Star Wars Courtroom Drama
- Woiked for the Weapers
- Wolverine, the Twink With the Claws
- That's What Working Designs Does
- The Translator Was Very Hungry

This Week: We defeat the Faux Dragonmaster in Lann!
Next Week:  We return the blueprints or blue prince in Iluk!

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Square Roots - Episode 372
Alright, it's back to real retro RPGs now! And we've got Game Arts's Lunar: Silver Star. Or Silver Star Story. Or Silver Star Complete. Or Silver Star Harmony? Or Silver Star Touch? It's complicated and we don't totally understand. 
Also:

- Matthew's Game 1, Everybody Else 0
- The Father Looks Like *REDACTED*
- Johnny Loves His Frame Rates
- 90s Waynes World Speak
- The Job of Women is to Ruin Men's Fun
- They're All In Love With Dyne And They're Doing It In Texas

This Week: We reach Meribia in Lunar!
Next Week:  We defeat the Ultragoyles!

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Square Roots - Episode 371
We plow through another gazillion hours of games (if you're Canadian, 2.5 hours if you're Jim) as we finish Final Fantasy 7 Remake and the Intermission DLC. There's a lot to go through, like Matthew and Vanessa hating the swirling tornado of fate, Johnny and Jim on team defendy, and a zooming close up on a pom.
Also:

- Guess Whodo?
- Johnny Flubs His Game Again
- The Metaverse Is So Hot Right Now
- A Sexy Stocking Bomb
- Jim's Amazing Prank
- Final Fantasy Gets Kingdom Heartsy

This Week: We finish Final Fantasy 7 Remake AND Intermission!
Next Week:  We reach Meriba in Lunar!

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Square Roots - Episode 370
Johnny's back and has two weeks pent up of his usual Scary Movie / Family Guy style reference humour. The other hosts grudgingly tolerate it. But it's a great chunk of the game, cut a little short because it turned out to be super long. We've got the sneaky climb up Shinra tower, office politics, a bored mayor, our first chunk of Jenova, a pointless dungeon, and so much lore to figure out.
Also:

- The Most Boring Opening Tangent Ever, According to Jim
- Johnny Flubs His Game
- The Password is Force Field
- Why Did You Do It, Alan Rickman?
- The Mechanics of Cait Sith
- Air Holes
- Perfecting the Lord British Texan Accent
- Butter Talk
- And so much more!

This Week: We defeat Rufus!
Next Week:  We finish the main game AND the Intermission!

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Square Roots - Episode 369
It's a rare Johnnyless episode today but Vanessa, Jim and Matthew pick up the slack! That's right, Matthew has his own stupid game! Vanessa pushes along the quest log! Matthew licks Pringles! On this chunker of Final Fantasy 7 Remake: NOTHING HAPPENS, but somehow it takes 11 hours of game time.
Also:

- Labe Flapping
- Ramsay Can't Solve Alcoholism
- It's Mako Town
- The Hat Guy Fandom

This Week: We finish Chapter 15!
Next Week:  We finish the main game!

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Square Roots - Episode 368
We get an exclusive VIP pass to the Honeybee Inn, but where we really want to go to is Haunted House. We hear they even have a trap door! On this chunker of Square Roots we get derailed talking about this chunk of Final Fantasy 7 Remake because Jim has watched too much I Think You Should Leave and Vanessa ponders the wisdom of doing her own solo podcast like You Must Remember This.
Also:

- We Can't Come Up With Our Own Things
- Jim Saw Mr. Boogedy
- He Got Pushed Off
- You Know, The Dance of the Seven Veils
- Sweet Johnny Sidequests
- Sexy Storage
- Barrett's Bullets

This Week: We finish Chapter 12!
Next Week:  We finish Chapter 15!

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Square Roots - Episode 367
On this chunker we get into the pridiest, queeriest, most flamboyant portion of Final Fantasy 7 Remake: The Wall Market! 
Also:

- James Burke and Celebrity Crushes
- Michelle Pfieffer as Aerith's Mom
- Tanktops and Salmon Shorts
- What If They Find Out Cool Ryder is Roche?
- What Else Am I Gonna Do With a Robo Hand?
- Tuba Harassment
- That's the Patriarchy For You

This Week: Cloud gets a hand massage to completion at the Wall Market!
Next Week:  We finish Chapter 12 in Final Fantasy VII Remake!

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