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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Sep 26, 2022

 

Square Roots - Episode 333
Welcome to the erotic thrills of the most sensuous of late night syndicated TV shows, Square Roots Presents: The Bone Diaries. We haven't cast it yet but I assume it will have David Duchovny. But also! We play Okami and defeat the big boss, Orochi. But wait... why does the game keep going?
Also:

- The Hacking Police Uniform
- Minnie Mouse Is A Menace
- The British Are Less Greasy
- Understanding Godhood
- That Chef Really Wants To (CENSORED) Orochi
- Creepy Lips Like a Twizzler
- Vigorously Stimulate Orochi's Bell
- Time To Go To The Bone Zone

This Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave!
Next Week: We clear out the Dragon Palace!

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Sep 19, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 332
It's an episode with a... fluctuating cast, but we don't let that experience this downright canine chunker! There's dog fights (but the good kind), a fire cow, a soft boi bird boi, landscape puzzles and so much more! 
Also:

- Vanessa, Mother To Us All
- A Week of Almost Too Hot Amounts of Gaming News
- Movie Open Source
- Thick Zangief
- Johnny's Worst Mila Kunis Pun
- Squadala!
- One Praise For Every Minute

This Week: We clear the Gale Ruins!
Next Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Sep 12, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 331
Vanessa might hit peak sassy in this episode, and that's great. This chunker encompasses a heck of a lot, even if some might think it just involved walking down a hill. There's the peach lady, the orange guy, a boar balancing on a bomb, a bear balancing on a crystal, a little bug guy, a missing dog, and Johnny making the same game mistake three times over 17 years.
Also:

- Vanessa is the Champagne of Peninsulas
- Johnny Deleted His Track, Everyone Point At Him
- Tilda Swinton on the Whiteness Scale
- Matthew Getting Edged By Text
- The Terrifying Return of Baby Fresh Eyes
- Fail Son Susano

This Week: We defeat the boss of the Tsuta Ruins!
Next Week: We clear the Gale Ruins!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Sep 5, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 330
Mysteries are solved, like who killed Faith and Lilly - but other mysteries go on. The Wolf Among Us ends on a satisfyingly ambiguous note - but did we enjoy the game overall? Or were we too railroaded into decisions and situations? Listen and find out!
Also:

- A Little Thrusting Music
- The G Stands for Great
- Vanessa Can Cancel Any Man
- Tell Me More About These Sex Idiots
- Vanessa Melted Her Dishwasher
- Sweet Virgin Nicotine Lips
- So Much Bigby Lore

This Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us episode 5!
Next Week: We reach the forest in Okami, probably - the vote ends in 16 hours!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Aug 29, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 329

Oh boy! We find a mysterious head and this leads to all sorts of new adventures. And we've got so many cops here on Square Roots; Vanessa is the good cop, Johnny is the silent / bad cop, Jim is the grey cop, and Matthew is the vape cop. In episode 2 and 3 of The Wolf Among Us we meet interesting people and there's a mystery to be solved. An adventure is unfolding, so why not get involved?
Also:

- Johnny's Truly Outrageous
- Game Scom
- They Cannot Afford Timothy Chalomet
- The Pirate Bluebeard
- Sliding into Third

This Week: We finish episode 2 and 3!
Next Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us episode 5!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Aug 22, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 328
It's a low energy episode today because, frankly, it's just too hot here in the northern hemisphere. We can't wait for fall. But in the mean time let's go on some sweaty Toontown adventures! We explore The Wolf Among Us by Telltale Games and try to solve some crimes!
Also:

- Do Bob and Marduk kiss?
- Stiffly Weird and the Case of the Missing Ghost
- "It's Me, Blorko!"
- Harvest Valley
- Teen Raider
- Sorry, Bree
- Don't Snoop
- Bufkin Neutral
- Nolan North Mythology

This Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us: Episode One!
Next Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us: Episode Three!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Aug 15, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 327

Johnny knocked that Abortion minigame out of the park, and definitely wasn't stuck on it for twenty minutes on stream getting madder and madder. He won it the first time, Vanessa said he was the best boy at video games, Trudeau gave him a medal, and everyone clapped.
Also:

- Vanessa ReTruths the President
- I Love the Teens
- We All Have to See Mike Myers's Hog At Some Point
- Vanessa's Mao Tse Tsung Vibes
- Honouring the Wishes of the Prince of Canada
- Women Be 'Bortin'
- Clitoral Stimulant

This Week: We Finish the Game!
Next Week: Vote Today! Poll ends Monday evening!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Aug 8, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 326
Our hosts seem to be warming to South Park just in time for alien testing, Nazi zombies, appealing to the Goth kids, and finding out the truth about Cartman! Is Cartman not actually as good a dude as he claims?? Find out as we complete Day 2!
Also:

- Combination Pizza Hut Taco Bells
- Johnny is bad with controller mechanics, part 2
- Are bad tutorials a bit?
- 2014 Funny
- That's What Straight Relationships Are Like
- Johnny's Boomer Humour


This Week: We Finish Day Two!
Next Week: We Finish the Game!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Aug 1, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 325
You asked for it, you get it: this week your Square Roots pals start South Park: The Stick of Truth! And... some of us really like it? A lot? Especially one who you think wouldn't like it at all? Yeah, that one!
Also:

- Matthew Refuses to Go to a Used Game Store
- No Matthew Life Spoilers
- Recasting Taskmaster USA
- Too Hot to Dance
- Spork & Clork
- Benny Hill Racist is Pretty Racist
- Vanessa is a Ray of Sunshine

This Week: We Finish Day One!
Next Week: We Finish Day Two!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jul 25, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 324
Whoa! We finished Kingdom Hearts III forever! Does that mean everything in Mickey's Kingdom is happy forever? What about Xemnas?! What happened to Sora? So many questions.
Also:

- Bugs are a Natural Enemy for Toys
- Toot toot?
- Jim is a Slut for Powerwashing
- It's just like that one Live song
- FURRY! FORCE! FOUR!
- Every Master Xenahort Voice Actor gets Norted
- Ansem is Xemnas's Xenanort
- Chereth Cutestory
- Living Will, Probate, Death Certificate Fight the Heartless Tornado
- Metal Gear Style Death Monologues
- Terra's Himbo Energy
- Nothing about Dark Riku is Important

This Week: We finish the game!
Next Week:  Something about South Park: The Stick of Truth I guess!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jul 18, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 323
It's a divisive chunker of Square Roots this week: are the Pirates of the Caribbean and Big Hero 6 worlds good? Bad? A bit of both? We navigate carefully talking through the Pirates movies, try to figure out if the Big Hero 6 movie is a secret Disney classic, and note how Sora seems to be given busy work while literally everyone else is busy with actual plot stuff.
Also:

- Pirates of the Cah-ra-be-un
- Comrade Vanessa
- Short Jim
- Interfering with Democracy
- Butte Talk
- Has Bill Nighy Actually Been in Love?
- Wolverine's Hot Dad
- The 30 Rock / 3rd Rock Error
- Powerwashed With Kingdom Hearts Lore
- Saved By Goopy White Ropes of Nobody

This Week: Pirate in the Caribbean and go to San Fransokyo!
Next Week:  We finish the game!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Jul 11, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 322

Oh boy! Johnny gets to experience Frozen in the best way possible: chopped up into Kingdom Hearts cut scenes. The gang heads through Frozen land AND the generic industrial corridors of Monsters, Inc. in a very PS2 style chunker of this Disney Slash Final Fantasy mashup.

Also:

- Up Yours, Woke Moralists!
- Something Called the Unraveled 
- Sora Amnesia Argument
- Four People Inside Sora's Heart, But We Can Only Name Three
- Vanessa Hates a Heffalump
- Gatekeeping Labyrinths
- Let It Go, but the Luba Version
- Olaf Inflation Fan Art

This Week: Monstropolis and Arendelle!
Next Week:  Pirate in the Caribbean and go to San Fransokyo!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Jul 4, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 321
On this action packed slammer of an episode, the Square Roots Gang run through two very awesome game worlds: The Kingdom of Corona and Toy Box! That's right,  you'll get to relive the events of Tangled AND Toy Story.
Also:

- The Clussy Talk
- A Jay Leno Looking Monster
- Coat Corner
- A Train Guy, But For Boats
- Spaceman Bud and Rancher Wooly from Toy Time
- Famous Toupées
- You've Got A Pal I Know

This Week: We vancquish The Kingdom of Corona and Toy Box!
Next Week:  Monstropolis and Arendelle!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jun 27, 2022

Sadly this entire podcast crew is lost due to never having played Birth by Sleep. Except Jim, who did play it. But voters are never wrong! So we here at Square Roots are listening, and we're playing the very first chunker of Kingdom Hearts II!

Also:

- Megan Mullally's Charmed
- Jim's Kingdom Hearts III Flip Flop
- Uncontrollable Gummi Ship Related Shuddering
- Why is Sora Flexing All The Time Now?
- If Sora Hates Gravity Why Is Donald So Crabbity?
- Trying to Define Pete and Malificent's Relationship

This Week: We play through the first visit to Twilight Town in Kingdom Hearts 3!
Next Week:  Toy Story world and Tangled World!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jun 20, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 319
HOLY CRAP WE FINISHED XENOGEARS! It's over. It's finally over.
Also:

- Space Cheese
- Hot Nonsense Simulator
- Person of Criminality and Island Time
- I'm a Deus
- A Real Girlfriend Mommy
- A Lot of Green Goo Tubes
- Using the Power of Love, and a Gundam
- The God Children of Xenogears
- Vanessa's Berenstain Universe Moment


This Week: We finish the game! FINALLY!
Next Week:  We play through the first visit to Twilight Town in Kingdom Hearts 3!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jun 13, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 318

See you later, boys! After you listen to this fantastic, svelte, economical episode of Square Roots! Gather around as we sit in chairs and JPEGs of stuff they didn't have time to make plays on a giant square behind us!
Also:

- Everyone's Playing Pirates
- The Adventures of Fake Paul
- I Keep Saying It's a Fountain Scenario!
- Fei's Full Frontal
- The Chair Oriented Portion of Disc 2
- Elly Gives the Monsters A Good Talkin' To

This Week: We reach Paradise, Ed McMahon!
Next Week:  We finish the game! FINALLY!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Jun 6, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 317
Will we be learning about what the title of this episode means and how it applies to friend of the podcast, Matthew's coworker Paul? Maybe?! *wink*

On this episode of Square Roots Johnny ponders quitting this game, which means it's Rogue Galaxy levels of frustrating. On the plus side they do get to visit a Space Mall, there's a ton of reveals, and... Soylent. Plus Solaris explodes and we totally forget to mention it. Look, there was just a lot of stuff this episode, okay?

Also:

- Kliving Room
- A Quest For Subs
- The People in Vanessa's Brain
- Lady With The Guys
- Johnny Just Keeps Saying Billy Crudup
- What would you do with person dust?
- Backstage with Super Buff Jim Breuer
- Ramsus's Marsha Marsha Marsha Scene
- Double Orphaning!

This Week: We finish Disk 1!
Next Week:  We reach Paradise, Ed McMahon!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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May 30, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 316
Please excuse the error we had today where Jim's computer ate the level up and hot gaming news for this week!
Fei stops waking up in prison and starts a global journey on sea, land and air in this wide scoped episode of Square Roots! Lots of robot fights, a couple of obnoxious dungeons, and so many Gavel Ministry meetings you might just get annoyed with Johnny's re-enactments!

Also:

- Cyberbulling Floor Sitters
- The Hunt for Intelligent Horses
- Bart's Evita Balcony
- The Only Thing That Gets Johnny Through this Game is the Brain Boys
- Bad Underwater PS1 Caves
- Lil Terra the Tube Tot
- Big Chunky Pac-Man Fish

This Week: We destroy all three of Solaris's gates!
Next Week:  We finish Disk 1!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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May 23, 2022

This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount!
Buried cities! Robot guns! People bullets! Reapers, or -Wels-! All this and more in today's Square Roots! We're heading towards the end of Disk 1, and things are just getting more dramatic. Will Fei get out of his Cloud coma? What's the nanomachine Terra all about? Can we get even more Brain Guys scenes?

Also:

- Is Vanessa Canon in the Callista Flockheart Protocol?
- The French Version of New York Police
- Noita Sounds Like Murder If You're A Gangster
- The Sky Is Full of Balls!
- The Third Worst Dungeon in Square Roots History
- Billy's Sex Work Proposal
- Pink Eye: Is It Poop Eye?
- Matthew's e-Stim Corner
- Everyone Loves a Pontiff
- On The Streets of Santa Monickerrrr
- Another Case of Too Many Sephiroths
- Wild Tonal Shifts

This Week: We reach the floating city of Shevat!
Next Week:  We destroy the three gates!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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May 16, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 314
This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount!
On this week's Tummy Talk, we get to the floating city of Thames, surprisingly while conscious. There we play lots of bullshit minigames, talk with the drunk citizens, rescue a little girl, and get into a whole lot of mech on mech grudge matches. But with Fei out of commission can Bart, Elly and Citan get to the bottom of what the heck is a Reaper?

Also:

- A! Man! Of! The! Sea!
- Fei's in a Cloud Coma
- Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
- Vanessa's Insane Scaped or Escape Game
- Nothing Much Happens

This Week: Fei gets to the Thames!
Next Week:  Fei reaches the floating city of Shevat!


Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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May 9, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 313
This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount!
This week on Square Roots we plunge deeper into the complex world of Xenogears! After waking up in prison, Fei finds himself knocked out, waking up in prison. After suffering a strange defeat in the prison battling system, he wakes up in prison. Can he escape?!

Also:

- Fei Wakes Up in Prison
- The Weird English Use of Prom
- Blanka's Battle Boys
- Is Beastoid a slur?
- Walter the Robot
- Fei Wakes Up in Prison
- Citan MAY be a bad guy
- Gazel Middle Management
- A Dramatic Reading

This Week: Fei wakes up in the D-Block!
Next Week:  Fei gets to the Thames!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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May 2, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 312

This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount!
Johnny and Matthew are rewarded with their Xenogears diligence with some of the best Gundam style ship destruction in Square roots history! As Fei and Bart's attack on Aveh fails there's the kind of anime complication that Johnny loves.

Also:

- Vanessa is a Chocolate Cake Gal
- Johnny is the Taste Alpha
- Batman's Death Toll
- Snapping the Yggrasil
- Is Grahf a human?
- Hot sprite abs
- Get Behind Me, Citan!
- Pince-ers versus Pinch-ers

This Week: Fei wakes up in the D-Block!
Next Week:  Fei gets to the Thames!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Apr 25, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 311
This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount!
It's a two-hander as Matthew and Johnny push some big boulders and make their way through the confusing caverns of Xenogears. LOVE the little teeny tiny map characters! LOATHE the terrible camera! LIVE the experience of taking half an hour to figure out how to leave a room!
Also:

- A Clear Misunderstanding Of How Moisture Wicking Works
- Ranking Hottest Fish Men
- Johnny's Ball Hair Tight Five
- Nisan Altima Magic
- Edging Someone On


This Week: Fei rescues Margie and brings her back to the Yggrasil!
Next Week:  Fei wakes up in the D-Block!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Apr 18, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 310
That's right! This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount! We promise next week's commercial will be... more succinct.
This week on Square Roots we dive into the space fantasy anime that is Xenogears. There's lots of religious imagery. Lots of swinging crosses. Accidental village melting. And big Gundam punchies!
Also:

- Just what is Angel Dust?
- Johnny's Chronic Elden Ring Problem
- More JRPG Bingo Cards
- Timothy's Himbo Energy Tragically Cut Short
- Dan, the Creepy 40 Year Old Child
- Correct Usage of Well Endowed
- A Young, Suave, Hip Doc Brown

This Week: Fei defeats Bart in combat and falls into the cavern!
Next Week: Get Margie back to the Yggrasil!

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Apr 11, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 309
Holy crow! We all finished Final Fantasy Tactics! Does this mean we're all pro gamers now? There was no Andraste or anything. Heck, Matthew and Johnny even got Cloud for some pointless reason, as well as War of the Lion's Balthier.
Also:

- Next Game Announced!
- Monkey Ireland!
- Blaidd Gaslights Johnny at the Taco Bell!
- Letters Too Big To Read!
- Surprisingly A Bad Human Guy Turns Into A Big Monster!
- Falling Over With Sadness!
- I Come From A Cosmic Tinderbox!

This Week: We finish the game!
Next Week:  You Defeat Ramsus and Miang!


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