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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Jan 30, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 347
Finally, on the second to last day of BioJanuWarey, we start Mass Effect 3! That's right. Shepherd, Wrex, Kaiden (or Ashley if you're a monster) and Doctor Chocolates are back in this action packed chunker. 
Also:

- Mister BAMF Himself
- I Thought We Were Doing ME Tonight!
- Just A Regular Butt
- The Pros and Cons of Chocolate Fountains
- Future Teen Slang
- I... Want... Clean... Faces

This Week: It's BioJanuWarey and we play until The end of the Primarch Mission (Turian moon) in Mass Effect 3!
Next Week: Extract Lady Krogan, Javik, Biotic School, and explore some planets!

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jan 23, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 347

IT'S A LONGO!

This week on Square Roots we get a little mixed up and forget about Gadolt for the first chunk of the quest log, but then remember that his plotline totally ended. We also remind you why Santa Claus turned into a Frost Gigas, remember how to pronounce Melia, and, oh yeah, totally finish Xenoblade Chronicles!
Also:

- How Do You Not Have The Song?
- Outfits With Wings On Them That Don't Make Any Sense
- You Can't Spoil Real Life
- Escalator Horror
- Perhaps I Have Misinterpreted This Relationship
- We Misidentify a Mother
- What Is A Hoo Ha?

This Week: We finally, finally finish Xenoblade Chronicles!
Next Week: It's BioJanuWarey and we play until in Mass Effect 3!

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jan 16, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 347
Everything you want in a Square Roots episode happens today! It's more Xenoblade Chronicles and we're almost finished! There's really long dungeons! Someone not understanding where the chunker ends! Jim's Full Page Failure! Caution: staying past the end credits as the bonus clips get a little... blue.
Also:

- SCREE! Eyes emoji! Skeet skeet!
- Does Comix Zone lick himself?
- A Mechon Out of Water
- The Return of Robo-Vanessa

This Week: Explore the Mechonis Capital!
Next Week: We finally, finally finish Xenoblade Chronicles!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jan 9, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 346
This week we start off with Jim's brand new trivia game: FULL PAGE FAILURE! After we get into this week's Quest Log where we get to finally, finally, walk on the blade of a giant sword! We also find a rare unfridging, find out more mysteries about Crosby Stills and Sass, and learn how to flirt by comparing a man to your missing boyfriend.
Also:

- Except for the Robot Dinosaurs
- A Movie About Cannibalism
- You Have To Watch This Gritty Murder
- Jim's New Game
- There's No Aliens in Time Cop!
- The Age of Holt
- His Wet Little Throat
- Egil the Living Robot


This Week: Grab the Peizoelectric unit!
Next Week: Explore the Mechonis Capital!

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Jan 2, 2023

Happy New Year! The Squootses took this week off, so enjoy our resolutions for the year! Back to normal next week.
Next Week: Defeat Sureny Telethia!

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Dec 26, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 345
So many revelations this episode! A big beefy boi! Questionable allegiences! A mech made out of SOLID GOLD! This week on Square Roots we make our way out on the sword and possibly... to the other giant continental mech?!

Also:

- Carols for a Sick Friend
- Vanessa the Boxing Day Gerenuk
- Matt is a Dog Name
- A Lady Mechon
- Teeny Tiny Wings
- A Real Kiera Knightley!


This Week: Finish Up Valak Mountain after defeating Mumkhar!
Next Week: Defeat Sureny Telethia!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Dec 19, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 344
Everyone is preparing to go up hard against their daddy versions in this exciting, explosive, full of wild mass guessing episode of Square Roots! In this chunker of Xenoblade Chronicles, we kill a blobby dinosaur dragon, meet all of Riki's family, and go up to the fanciest castle in the land.
Also:

- Yeah, Klonoa!
- All Himbos and Bimbos
- Gooching
- Scared of Tim Robbins
- Physics? I'm a Princess!
- Don't Worry About It
- Riki Loves Love

This Week: We clear out the High Entia Tomb and finish Chapter 8!
Next Week: Finish Up Valak Mountain after defeating Mumkhar!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Dec 12, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 343
Not only can you rescue a poofy in this week's chunker of Square Roots, but there's even a princess in peril AND a brand new Riku who is SO COOL.
Also:

- Vanessa Doubles Down on Making Babies Cry
- That's How This One Came About, a new podcast!
- Is Bishonen a Word?
- Is the Elevator the Abs?
- Clearly a Pube Swamp
- Shulk and the Quest for the Four Glowies
- Matthew's Wild Pronounciation of Anachronox
- Alvis and the Chipmunks and Other Lazy Jokes
- The Story of Riki


This Week: We reach the Nopon Village!
Next Week: We clear out the High Entia Tomb and finish Chapter 8!

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Dec 5, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 342
Now we're really getting into the thick of this exciting trek through the Bionis in Square Roots's second episode of Xenoblade Chronicles. There's so much to cover, from hungry robots to the annoying plot device of a child constantly getting in trouble. But maybe we'll love it!
Also:

- Vanessa chooses a fursona
- Pickle fights
- At Christmas We Tell the Truth
- A WAP Dumper
- Too Many Gigs
- I Love Dune!
- Breadcummies
- Crosby Stills and Sass
- It's Fun to Go Perpendicular!


This Week: We defeat the big bad boss of the Ether Mines!
Next Week: We reach the Nopon Village!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Nov 28, 2022

It's that time of the year! We took the week off from Xenoblabies but not from you, dear listeners! This week we rank all 51 games that we have played on the show! Who will be number 1? Who will be number 51? Listen to find out! 

Nov 21, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 341
Are you ready for a big, new Xeno adventure? I hope so. Welcome to a world of twinks and himbos, and midriffs exposed on EVERYONE. In this episode of Square Roots the gang is introduced to Shulk (short for She-Hulk), Reyn, and of course everyone's favourite character, Fiora! What's your levelling and equipment strategy for Fiora? What arts will she use? 
Also:

- Land Man
- The Toys to Life Pit
- Not Smart Enough or French Enough
- MetalStorm
- Nip Flop!
- Shulk's Spacious New Fridge

This Week: We finish Chapter 2 and fight Metal Face in Xenoblade Chronicles 1!
Next Week: We defeat the big bad boss of the Ether Mines!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Nov 14, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 340
Oh wow! It feels like we just started Live a Live, but now Live a Live is very finished. Did we all finish? Did anyone get the Armageddon ending? Did Johnny save his beefy boi? We deconstruct the very nature of JRPGs in this season of Square Roots's exciting conclusion!
Also:

- There's No Good Use for a Death Helmet
- He's A Good Dad Now
- Advanced Spacey
- 2 Salty
- Fisherman's Friend Is Not Code
- Prithee Thou Art Mine Husbandth
- Our Friend the Orange Dot
- A Fun Prank
- The Virgin Streibough Versus Chad Oersted

This Week: We finish Live a Live!
Next Week: We finish Chapter 2 and fight Metal Face in Xenoblade Chronicles 1!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Nov 7, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 339
Is it an Akira? No, it's an Ultraman! Is it an Alien? Sort of, but it's also a 2001! On this futuristic episode of Square Roots we dive into the murky future awaiting all of us in Live a Live. Will it have Final Fantasy Behemoths and Akira Bike Gangs? Probably.
Also:

- Ferrero Rochers All The Way Through
- If Riker Doesn't Have a Beard, This Episode Is Gonna Be Weird
- I'M A LOCAL BUSINESSMAN
- The Loincloth / Balls Debate
- A Stupid Dirty Slank
- A TURTLE IS SICK?!
- The Only Solution is Liquifaction
- A disasterous Bring Your Kid To Work Day
- The Colonel's Bee Quest


This Week: We play the Near and Distant Future!
Next Week: We finish the Middle Ages and... maybe the rest of the game? We'll see!

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Oct 31, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 338
Greetings, humans! Welcome to a spookity, horrorish episode of Square Roots! In this dark chunker of Unalive Alive we play through the blood soaked hallways of Edo Japan, the bullet ridden sand of The Wild West, and punch and kick through the death sports of Present Day!
Also:

- Gotham Knight Cake Boycott
- Bee Movie Horror
- Johnny Definitely Follows Vanessa's Instructions
- They Don't Count as People
- Vanessa Invented Skateboard
- Xemobab Chromicols and Soccer Frontier
- Tits Versus Titties
- A Three Amigos Situation
- Teens Don't Know Who Hulk Hogan Is


This Week: We play Edo Japan, the Wild West, and Present Day in Live a Live!
Next Week: We finish the Near Future and Distant Future!

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Oct 24, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 337
This week on Square Roots we do, we promise, eventually talk about Live a Live's first two (chronological) chapters: Pre-History and Imperial China. And there's a lot to talk about! Recruiting beefy bois! Lady Gorillas! Even more fart humour!
Also:

- Liver Live
- Matt Damon with a curtains haircut
- What's Your Burger Style?
- Loading Goes Boop!
- Sassy Caveman Hair Flip
- Vanessa's Ettiquette Corner
- Sweet Sweet Gorilla Beef
- But He Was Only Just Alive!


This Week: We play Pre-History and Imperial China in Live a Live!
Next Week: We play Edo Japan, the Wild West, and Present Day in Live a Live!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Oct 17, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 336
There's a whole lot of arguing about what time rules Okami uses - is it Looper rules? Back to the Future rules? Lost rules? That aside, we finally finish the ice palace, the boss rush, the clockwork owls - and complete another game!
Also:

- Perfectly framed webcam
- Metaverse finally shows feet
- We're just not that into vampires
- Folding at home
- Vanessa's Out Back
- What if Jeff Bezos Takes Away My Ghost Ship
- Bon Janus
- Moo-my Milkers

This Week: We finish Okami!
Next Week: We finish the Pre-history and Imperial China chapters of Live a Live!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Oct 10, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 335
Okay, okay - we said we were going to finish the game this week but Johnny got sick so he couldn't play that much, but we promise that we'll finish next week. For realsies! Okay, so this chunker we mostly concentrate on solving some mysteries and finally reaching the elusive Oni Island!
Also:

- Suck it, Troy Baker!
- Deborah Space
- Vanessa's Head Canon Corner
- Square Roots: After Dark after the credits
- Big League Chew Revelations
- The Unearned Pathos of Tobi
- A Creeping Cathy, A Slow Susan, A Shuffling Sharon

This Week: We reach the frozen north!
Next Week: We finish Okami!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Oct 3, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 334
It's the story of a podcast named Square Roots! Which was bringing up four twenty somethings of its own! Some of them have hair of none, just like their fathers, and they were all alone!

Also we're playing more of Okami in this penultimate episode, fight some bosses, uncover some crimes, meet some fish, do some sidequests, and play far too much of a terrible bullshuit minigame.
Also:

- That Stupid Fish Orca!
- Johnny In A Garbage Can!
- The Voyager Theme Dirge!
- Finally, A Ghost Ship!
- More Vore!
- The Space Helmet Argument!
- Warner Herzog Impressions Are Hard!
- Issun Needs To Stop Ruining The Game!
- Big Long Glass!

This Week: We clear out the Dragon Palace!
Next Week: We finish Okami!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Sep 26, 2022

 

Square Roots - Episode 333
Welcome to the erotic thrills of the most sensuous of late night syndicated TV shows, Square Roots Presents: The Bone Diaries. We haven't cast it yet but I assume it will have David Duchovny. But also! We play Okami and defeat the big boss, Orochi. But wait... why does the game keep going?
Also:

- The Hacking Police Uniform
- Minnie Mouse Is A Menace
- The British Are Less Greasy
- Understanding Godhood
- That Chef Really Wants To (CENSORED) Orochi
- Creepy Lips Like a Twizzler
- Vigorously Stimulate Orochi's Bell
- Time To Go To The Bone Zone

This Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave!
Next Week: We clear out the Dragon Palace!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Sep 19, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 332
It's an episode with a... fluctuating cast, but we don't let that experience this downright canine chunker! There's dog fights (but the good kind), a fire cow, a soft boi bird boi, landscape puzzles and so much more! 
Also:

- Vanessa, Mother To Us All
- A Week of Almost Too Hot Amounts of Gaming News
- Movie Open Source
- Thick Zangief
- Johnny's Worst Mila Kunis Pun
- Squadala!
- One Praise For Every Minute

This Week: We clear the Gale Ruins!
Next Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Sep 12, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 331
Vanessa might hit peak sassy in this episode, and that's great. This chunker encompasses a heck of a lot, even if some might think it just involved walking down a hill. There's the peach lady, the orange guy, a boar balancing on a bomb, a bear balancing on a crystal, a little bug guy, a missing dog, and Johnny making the same game mistake three times over 17 years.
Also:

- Vanessa is the Champagne of Peninsulas
- Johnny Deleted His Track, Everyone Point At Him
- Tilda Swinton on the Whiteness Scale
- Matthew Getting Edged By Text
- The Terrifying Return of Baby Fresh Eyes
- Fail Son Susano

This Week: We defeat the boss of the Tsuta Ruins!
Next Week: We clear the Gale Ruins!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Sep 5, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 330
Mysteries are solved, like who killed Faith and Lilly - but other mysteries go on. The Wolf Among Us ends on a satisfyingly ambiguous note - but did we enjoy the game overall? Or were we too railroaded into decisions and situations? Listen and find out!
Also:

- A Little Thrusting Music
- The G Stands for Great
- Vanessa Can Cancel Any Man
- Tell Me More About These Sex Idiots
- Vanessa Melted Her Dishwasher
- Sweet Virgin Nicotine Lips
- So Much Bigby Lore

This Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us episode 5!
Next Week: We reach the forest in Okami, probably - the vote ends in 16 hours!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Aug 29, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 329

Oh boy! We find a mysterious head and this leads to all sorts of new adventures. And we've got so many cops here on Square Roots; Vanessa is the good cop, Johnny is the silent / bad cop, Jim is the grey cop, and Matthew is the vape cop. In episode 2 and 3 of The Wolf Among Us we meet interesting people and there's a mystery to be solved. An adventure is unfolding, so why not get involved?
Also:

- Johnny's Truly Outrageous
- Game Scom
- They Cannot Afford Timothy Chalomet
- The Pirate Bluebeard
- Sliding into Third

This Week: We finish episode 2 and 3!
Next Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us episode 5!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Aug 22, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 328
It's a low energy episode today because, frankly, it's just too hot here in the northern hemisphere. We can't wait for fall. But in the mean time let's go on some sweaty Toontown adventures! We explore The Wolf Among Us by Telltale Games and try to solve some crimes!
Also:

- Do Bob and Marduk kiss?
- Stiffly Weird and the Case of the Missing Ghost
- "It's Me, Blorko!"
- Harvest Valley
- Teen Raider
- Sorry, Bree
- Don't Snoop
- Bufkin Neutral
- Nolan North Mythology

This Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us: Episode One!
Next Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us: Episode Three!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Aug 15, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 327

Johnny knocked that Abortion minigame out of the park, and definitely wasn't stuck on it for twenty minutes on stream getting madder and madder. He won it the first time, Vanessa said he was the best boy at video games, Trudeau gave him a medal, and everyone clapped.
Also:

- Vanessa ReTruths the President
- I Love the Teens
- We All Have to See Mike Myers's Hog At Some Point
- Vanessa's Mao Tse Tsung Vibes
- Honouring the Wishes of the Prince of Canada
- Women Be 'Bortin'
- Clitoral Stimulant

This Week: We Finish the Game!
Next Week: Vote Today! Poll ends Monday evening!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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