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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: October, 2021

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Oct 25, 2021

It's Halloween down at the Square Roots house, so we're playing the spooooooky classic JRPG, or Jerpig, Namco's Tales of Vesperia! It's like a cozy comfy blanket of JRPG comfort food, and we enjoy it. So when we're not debating Yuri's hair colour, we guide the party from a splurging fountain to a magical tree town that does NOT explode.


Also this week:
- Catchphrases
- The Great Pumpkin Deposition
- Less Than Jokes
- The Cosmic Horror of Baby Fresh Eyes
- Matthew Makes Us Feel Bad
- The Hottest Gaming News

This Week: We save the tree in Halure!
Next Week: Our boat sinks!?

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!

Twitter: @squarerootspod

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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Oct 18, 2021

This week on Square Roots we blaze through the ending of the main questline like a dragon spewing fire! So much blazing! We defeat Alduin, and then things are... happy? Maybe? Also Grunk, Rimjob and Presto get Animal House end title cards. What would Gojira's end title card be? Consumed by Alduin?
Also this week:
- What Happens When We Don't Heckle Jim
- A Spooky Fair
- Click Click Blam
- Guest Host Ira Glass
- Spicy Tuna Cakes
- Making a Bad Dragon Mould
- Drauger Karens
- Hakon Sprinklerhead

This Week: We finish Skyrim!
Next Week: We save the tree in Halure in Tales of Vesperia!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Oct 11, 2021

Oh shit! Square Roots has a beach episode! But, sadly, it's the kind of beach episode where all your favourites go on vacation! That's right: you got RimJob becoming a werewolf, Presto Kazaam meets up with her past self, and Johnny becomes a real Prince of Thieves.


Also this week:
- Delita is a Fvckboy
- Regretting Just Playing Dragonball
- Vanessa Murders Her First Wife
- "He IS the Daedric Prince of Madness!"
- Or is he the Daedric Prince of Great Prices?
- Sexy Robot Kazoo Whistles

This Week: Our Skyrim characters go on a holiday from the main quest!
Next Week: We finish Skyrim!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Oct 4, 2021

We're gonna be honest here: this is either going to be a really long chunker for you or a really short chunker depending on whether or not you choose a side or choose that delicious, delicious third option. But you wouldn't skip all these questlines that Bethesda worked so hard on, would you?
Also this week:
- Muscle Garfield
- Alduin, World Tooter
- Vanessa's Letter to Bethesda
- Why Boys Not Hot?
- We Are All Master Negotiators

This Week: We either pick a side or negotiate a truce in Season Unending!
Next Week: Our Skyrim characters go on a holiday from the main quest!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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