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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: November, 2021

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Tales of Vesperia Part 6 - Teen Wolfhard 0
Nov 29, 2021

Alright, let's start off by saying I'm sorry for derailing this episode with increasingly cursed and horny acrostics. I made a mistake, and I'm sorry. Please put your little ones to bed before playing this episode. Also, things start getting dramatic on this spicy talkthrough of Namco's Tales of Vesperia. Betrayal! Twists! A bad guy is revealed!
Also this week:
- Estelle's Hamster Ball
- Zap! It's News Time!
- Cowboy Beep Boop
- Hey, So What Happened Next?
- There's A Bell Up On A Dais
- Everyone Is Into Vincent D'onofrio!

This Week: We... at least get to the Heracles, I'm not sure
Next Week: We finish Zaude!


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Tales of Vesperia Part 5 - S-Step Yuri? 0
Nov 22, 2021

Will Yuri's trail of murder ever end? With an additional body count of two it doesn't seem to be stopping. Do we like his dark turn? Will Estelle stop murdering magical creatures? Will Karol stop complaining? (Jk jk we love Karol) Find out on this big ol' episode!
Also this week:
- Repede is my Hat Now
- Pigeon Milk
- Yuri's Hate Crimes
- Don Whitehorse's Failson
- A Reverse Whale Argument

This Week: Arrival at Phaeroh's Crag!
Next Week: We finish the Heracles!
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Tales of Vesperia Part 4 - Hee Hee Hoo Haw Is German 0
Nov 15, 2021

It's a rare Johnnyless episode as Vanessa, Jim and Matthew tackle this darker middle chapter of Tales of Vesperia. Yuri takes a dark turn, you learn even more about the guilds and the gang stars a whole new one - Brave Vesperia!
Also this week:
- Yet Another Ghost Ship
- You Don't Marry a Magician
- Punisher Yuri
- Where's the Body?
- KAROL SEDUCES A GUARD
- Is Jim a Bootlicker?
This Week: We get to the desert?!
Next Week: Arrival at Phaeroh's Crag?!
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Tales of Vesperia Part 3 - Cut That 0
Nov 8, 2021

Things happen this episode. Vast political movements. Intriegue. Subterfuge. Swapped letters. And we have a tenuous grasp of all of it as Tales of Vesperia's plot starts to really get going. I mean, we're still not even sure how to pronounce "Ragou".
Also this week:
- Dump Cake
- Vanessa's Shocking Level Up
- Too Many Sephiroths
- Johnny is Distracted By A Broad Chest
- No One Wants To Hold Out For A Heroic Mail Delivery

This Week: Yuri flies away!?
Next Week: We get to the desert?!
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Tales of Vesperia Part 2 - Yakety Sucks 0
Nov 1, 2021

Let's just get this out of the way: we can't sing Yakety Sax. No matter who tries, we're just terrible at it. I'm not sure why this is an important part of this episode of Square Roots or what it has to do with Namco's Tales of Vesperia, but that's just the way it is.
Also this week:
- Inn-teresting
- Talkin' About Blastia
- The automaton's giant stone wiener
- A sudden Matthew appearance
- That's Cumore!
- More Hot Gaming News
- Gene "Wonderchef" Parmesan

This Week: Our boat sinks!?
Next Week: Yuri flies away!?
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!
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