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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: March, 2022

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Mar 28, 2022

Are you ready for the toughest boss fight in the game? Maybe the toughest boss fight in Square Roots history? Because we are, and friends, Belias The Giygas gets it. In this chunker of Final Fantasy Tactics we march towards Riovaynes Castle and somehow manage to pick up two new party members along the way? Will we use them? Probably not?
Also:

- When you possess something smaller than a human it will explode its body!
- Gushing with ghosts we know are ghosts!
- Switcheroo Princess
- I AM COME
- Let the Bodies Hit the Floor, Verse 2


This Week: We finish Chapter 3!
Next Week:  We recruit Meliadoul!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!
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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Mar 21, 2022

Uh oh. Pack the little ones off to bed, because we're a little spicy on this salacious episode of Square Roots: A Rashomon Podcast! So much happens in this chunker of Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions as we try to make sense of which million characters is important, defeat a demon with a mouth tummy, and so much more!
Also:

- Horny Columbo!
- But there's also bunny MEN!
- What Matt Does When There's Text on Screen! (NSFW)
- Oogie Boogie Demon!
- Alma's Super Awesome Invincibility Spell!
- Wiegraf wants a Treat?
This Week: We clear out the Orbonne Monastery fights!
Next Week:  We finish Chapter 3!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Mar 14, 2022

Hooray! We're all back, and there definitely were no arguments edited out of this episode! Instead, we're playing the first chunker of Chapter 2: that's right: you get to find out all sorts of secrets about the Princess! You keep bumping into Delita for some reason! Ramza is a grown up now and he's mad!


Also:

- No arguments whatsoever!
- Matthew denies the existence of both TMNT 2: The Arcade Game *and* TMNT 3: The Manhattan Project!
- Fred Savage as Delita, Macaulay Culkin as Ramza!
- Matthew's Racing Stripe Beard That Goes From 0-69 in 2 seconds!
- Nothing is argued about, ever!
And so much more!

This Week: We rescue the "Princess" from Golgoda Gallows!
Next Week: We finish the three fights in the Monastery in Chapter 3!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Mar 7, 2022

So... it turns out that Johnny was the only one really up for recording this week. Instead of doing a one hander, Johnny and Vanessa hang out and do a quick Hot Gaming News spectacular!


This Week: ...
Next Week:  We "rescue" the "princess" from Golgollada Gallows!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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