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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: June, 2022

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Jun 27, 2022

Sadly this entire podcast crew is lost due to never having played Birth by Sleep. Except Jim, who did play it. But voters are never wrong! So we here at Square Roots are listening, and we're playing the very first chunker of Kingdom Hearts II!

Also:

- Megan Mullally's Charmed
- Jim's Kingdom Hearts III Flip Flop
- Uncontrollable Gummi Ship Related Shuddering
- Why is Sora Flexing All The Time Now?
- If Sora Hates Gravity Why Is Donald So Crabbity?
- Trying to Define Pete and Malificent's Relationship

This Week: We play through the first visit to Twilight Town in Kingdom Hearts 3!
Next Week:  Toy Story world and Tangled World!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jun 20, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 319
HOLY CRAP WE FINISHED XENOGEARS! It's over. It's finally over.
Also:

- Space Cheese
- Hot Nonsense Simulator
- Person of Criminality and Island Time
- I'm a Deus
- A Real Girlfriend Mommy
- A Lot of Green Goo Tubes
- Using the Power of Love, and a Gundam
- The God Children of Xenogears
- Vanessa's Berenstain Universe Moment


This Week: We finish the game! FINALLY!
Next Week:  We play through the first visit to Twilight Town in Kingdom Hearts 3!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

 

Jun 13, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 318

See you later, boys! After you listen to this fantastic, svelte, economical episode of Square Roots! Gather around as we sit in chairs and JPEGs of stuff they didn't have time to make plays on a giant square behind us!
Also:

- Everyone's Playing Pirates
- The Adventures of Fake Paul
- I Keep Saying It's a Fountain Scenario!
- Fei's Full Frontal
- The Chair Oriented Portion of Disc 2
- Elly Gives the Monsters A Good Talkin' To

This Week: We reach Paradise, Ed McMahon!
Next Week:  We finish the game! FINALLY!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jun 6, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 317
Will we be learning about what the title of this episode means and how it applies to friend of the podcast, Matthew's coworker Paul? Maybe?! *wink*

On this episode of Square Roots Johnny ponders quitting this game, which means it's Rogue Galaxy levels of frustrating. On the plus side they do get to visit a Space Mall, there's a ton of reveals, and... Soylent. Plus Solaris explodes and we totally forget to mention it. Look, there was just a lot of stuff this episode, okay?

Also:

- Kliving Room
- A Quest For Subs
- The People in Vanessa's Brain
- Lady With The Guys
- Johnny Just Keeps Saying Billy Crudup
- What would you do with person dust?
- Backstage with Super Buff Jim Breuer
- Ramsus's Marsha Marsha Marsha Scene
- Double Orphaning!

This Week: We finish Disk 1!
Next Week:  We reach Paradise, Ed McMahon!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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