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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: July, 2022

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Jul 25, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 324
Whoa! We finished Kingdom Hearts III forever! Does that mean everything in Mickey's Kingdom is happy forever? What about Xemnas?! What happened to Sora? So many questions.
Also:

- Bugs are a Natural Enemy for Toys
- Toot toot?
- Jim is a Slut for Powerwashing
- It's just like that one Live song
- FURRY! FORCE! FOUR!
- Every Master Xenahort Voice Actor gets Norted
- Ansem is Xemnas's Xenanort
- Chereth Cutestory
- Living Will, Probate, Death Certificate Fight the Heartless Tornado
- Metal Gear Style Death Monologues
- Terra's Himbo Energy
- Nothing about Dark Riku is Important

This Week: We finish the game!
Next Week:  Something about South Park: The Stick of Truth I guess!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jul 18, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 323
It's a divisive chunker of Square Roots this week: are the Pirates of the Caribbean and Big Hero 6 worlds good? Bad? A bit of both? We navigate carefully talking through the Pirates movies, try to figure out if the Big Hero 6 movie is a secret Disney classic, and note how Sora seems to be given busy work while literally everyone else is busy with actual plot stuff.
Also:

- Pirates of the Cah-ra-be-un
- Comrade Vanessa
- Short Jim
- Interfering with Democracy
- Butte Talk
- Has Bill Nighy Actually Been in Love?
- Wolverine's Hot Dad
- The 30 Rock / 3rd Rock Error
- Powerwashed With Kingdom Hearts Lore
- Saved By Goopy White Ropes of Nobody

This Week: Pirate in the Caribbean and go to San Fransokyo!
Next Week:  We finish the game!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Jul 11, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 322

Oh boy! Johnny gets to experience Frozen in the best way possible: chopped up into Kingdom Hearts cut scenes. The gang heads through Frozen land AND the generic industrial corridors of Monsters, Inc. in a very PS2 style chunker of this Disney Slash Final Fantasy mashup.

Also:

- Up Yours, Woke Moralists!
- Something Called the Unraveled 
- Sora Amnesia Argument
- Four People Inside Sora's Heart, But We Can Only Name Three
- Vanessa Hates a Heffalump
- Gatekeeping Labyrinths
- Let It Go, but the Luba Version
- Olaf Inflation Fan Art

This Week: Monstropolis and Arendelle!
Next Week:  Pirate in the Caribbean and go to San Fransokyo!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Jul 4, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 321
On this action packed slammer of an episode, the Square Roots Gang run through two very awesome game worlds: The Kingdom of Corona and Toy Box! That's right,  you'll get to relive the events of Tangled AND Toy Story.
Also:

- The Clussy Talk
- A Jay Leno Looking Monster
- Coat Corner
- A Train Guy, But For Boats
- Spaceman Bud and Rancher Wooly from Toy Time
- Famous Toupées
- You've Got A Pal I Know

This Week: We vancquish The Kingdom of Corona and Toy Box!
Next Week:  Monstropolis and Arendelle!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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