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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: September, 2022

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Sep 26, 2022

 

Square Roots - Episode 333
Welcome to the erotic thrills of the most sensuous of late night syndicated TV shows, Square Roots Presents: The Bone Diaries. We haven't cast it yet but I assume it will have David Duchovny. But also! We play Okami and defeat the big boss, Orochi. But wait... why does the game keep going?
Also:

- The Hacking Police Uniform
- Minnie Mouse Is A Menace
- The British Are Less Greasy
- Understanding Godhood
- That Chef Really Wants To (CENSORED) Orochi
- Creepy Lips Like a Twizzler
- Vigorously Stimulate Orochi's Bell
- Time To Go To The Bone Zone

This Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave!
Next Week: We clear out the Dragon Palace!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Sep 19, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 332
It's an episode with a... fluctuating cast, but we don't let that experience this downright canine chunker! There's dog fights (but the good kind), a fire cow, a soft boi bird boi, landscape puzzles and so much more! 
Also:

- Vanessa, Mother To Us All
- A Week of Almost Too Hot Amounts of Gaming News
- Movie Open Source
- Thick Zangief
- Johnny's Worst Mila Kunis Pun
- Squadala!
- One Praise For Every Minute

This Week: We clear the Gale Ruins!
Next Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Sep 12, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 331
Vanessa might hit peak sassy in this episode, and that's great. This chunker encompasses a heck of a lot, even if some might think it just involved walking down a hill. There's the peach lady, the orange guy, a boar balancing on a bomb, a bear balancing on a crystal, a little bug guy, a missing dog, and Johnny making the same game mistake three times over 17 years.
Also:

- Vanessa is the Champagne of Peninsulas
- Johnny Deleted His Track, Everyone Point At Him
- Tilda Swinton on the Whiteness Scale
- Matthew Getting Edged By Text
- The Terrifying Return of Baby Fresh Eyes
- Fail Son Susano

This Week: We defeat the boss of the Tsuta Ruins!
Next Week: We clear the Gale Ruins!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Sep 5, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 330
Mysteries are solved, like who killed Faith and Lilly - but other mysteries go on. The Wolf Among Us ends on a satisfyingly ambiguous note - but did we enjoy the game overall? Or were we too railroaded into decisions and situations? Listen and find out!
Also:

- A Little Thrusting Music
- The G Stands for Great
- Vanessa Can Cancel Any Man
- Tell Me More About These Sex Idiots
- Vanessa Melted Her Dishwasher
- Sweet Virgin Nicotine Lips
- So Much Bigby Lore

This Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us episode 5!
Next Week: We reach the forest in Okami, probably - the vote ends in 16 hours!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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