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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: November, 2022

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Nov 28, 2022

It's that time of the year! We took the week off from Xenoblabies but not from you, dear listeners! This week we rank all 51 games that we have played on the show! Who will be number 1? Who will be number 51? Listen to find out! 

Nov 21, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 341
Are you ready for a big, new Xeno adventure? I hope so. Welcome to a world of twinks and himbos, and midriffs exposed on EVERYONE. In this episode of Square Roots the gang is introduced to Shulk (short for She-Hulk), Reyn, and of course everyone's favourite character, Fiora! What's your levelling and equipment strategy for Fiora? What arts will she use? 
Also:

- Land Man
- The Toys to Life Pit
- Not Smart Enough or French Enough
- MetalStorm
- Nip Flop!
- Shulk's Spacious New Fridge

This Week: We finish Chapter 2 and fight Metal Face in Xenoblade Chronicles 1!
Next Week: We defeat the big bad boss of the Ether Mines!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Nov 14, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 340
Oh wow! It feels like we just started Live a Live, but now Live a Live is very finished. Did we all finish? Did anyone get the Armageddon ending? Did Johnny save his beefy boi? We deconstruct the very nature of JRPGs in this season of Square Roots's exciting conclusion!
Also:

- There's No Good Use for a Death Helmet
- He's A Good Dad Now
- Advanced Spacey
- 2 Salty
- Fisherman's Friend Is Not Code
- Prithee Thou Art Mine Husbandth
- Our Friend the Orange Dot
- A Fun Prank
- The Virgin Streibough Versus Chad Oersted

This Week: We finish Live a Live!
Next Week: We finish Chapter 2 and fight Metal Face in Xenoblade Chronicles 1!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Nov 7, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 339
Is it an Akira? No, it's an Ultraman! Is it an Alien? Sort of, but it's also a 2001! On this futuristic episode of Square Roots we dive into the murky future awaiting all of us in Live a Live. Will it have Final Fantasy Behemoths and Akira Bike Gangs? Probably.
Also:

- Ferrero Rochers All The Way Through
- If Riker Doesn't Have a Beard, This Episode Is Gonna Be Weird
- I'M A LOCAL BUSINESSMAN
- The Loincloth / Balls Debate
- A Stupid Dirty Slank
- A TURTLE IS SICK?!
- The Only Solution is Liquifaction
- A disasterous Bring Your Kid To Work Day
- The Colonel's Bee Quest


This Week: We play the Near and Distant Future!
Next Week: We finish the Middle Ages and... maybe the rest of the game? We'll see!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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