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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: December, 2022

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Dec 26, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 345
So many revelations this episode! A big beefy boi! Questionable allegiences! A mech made out of SOLID GOLD! This week on Square Roots we make our way out on the sword and possibly... to the other giant continental mech?!

Also:

- Carols for a Sick Friend
- Vanessa the Boxing Day Gerenuk
- Matt is a Dog Name
- A Lady Mechon
- Teeny Tiny Wings
- A Real Kiera Knightley!


This Week: Finish Up Valak Mountain after defeating Mumkhar!
Next Week: Defeat Sureny Telethia!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Dec 19, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 344
Everyone is preparing to go up hard against their daddy versions in this exciting, explosive, full of wild mass guessing episode of Square Roots! In this chunker of Xenoblade Chronicles, we kill a blobby dinosaur dragon, meet all of Riki's family, and go up to the fanciest castle in the land.
Also:

- Yeah, Klonoa!
- All Himbos and Bimbos
- Gooching
- Scared of Tim Robbins
- Physics? I'm a Princess!
- Don't Worry About It
- Riki Loves Love

This Week: We clear out the High Entia Tomb and finish Chapter 8!
Next Week: Finish Up Valak Mountain after defeating Mumkhar!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Dec 12, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 343
Not only can you rescue a poofy in this week's chunker of Square Roots, but there's even a princess in peril AND a brand new Riku who is SO COOL.
Also:

- Vanessa Doubles Down on Making Babies Cry
- That's How This One Came About, a new podcast!
- Is Bishonen a Word?
- Is the Elevator the Abs?
- Clearly a Pube Swamp
- Shulk and the Quest for the Four Glowies
- Matthew's Wild Pronounciation of Anachronox
- Alvis and the Chipmunks and Other Lazy Jokes
- The Story of Riki


This Week: We reach the Nopon Village!
Next Week: We clear out the High Entia Tomb and finish Chapter 8!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Dec 5, 2022

Square Roots - Episode 342
Now we're really getting into the thick of this exciting trek through the Bionis in Square Roots's second episode of Xenoblade Chronicles. There's so much to cover, from hungry robots to the annoying plot device of a child constantly getting in trouble. But maybe we'll love it!
Also:

- Vanessa chooses a fursona
- Pickle fights
- At Christmas We Tell the Truth
- A WAP Dumper
- Too Many Gigs
- I Love Dune!
- Breadcummies
- Crosby Stills and Sass
- It's Fun to Go Perpendicular!


This Week: We defeat the big bad boss of the Ether Mines!
Next Week: We reach the Nopon Village!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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