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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: January, 2023

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Jan 30, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 347
Finally, on the second to last day of BioJanuWarey, we start Mass Effect 3! That's right. Shepherd, Wrex, Kaiden (or Ashley if you're a monster) and Doctor Chocolates are back in this action packed chunker. 
Also:

- Mister BAMF Himself
- I Thought We Were Doing ME Tonight!
- Just A Regular Butt
- The Pros and Cons of Chocolate Fountains
- Future Teen Slang
- I... Want... Clean... Faces

This Week: It's BioJanuWarey and we play until The end of the Primarch Mission (Turian moon) in Mass Effect 3!
Next Week: Extract Lady Krogan, Javik, Biotic School, and explore some planets!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jan 23, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 347

IT'S A LONGO!

This week on Square Roots we get a little mixed up and forget about Gadolt for the first chunk of the quest log, but then remember that his plotline totally ended. We also remind you why Santa Claus turned into a Frost Gigas, remember how to pronounce Melia, and, oh yeah, totally finish Xenoblade Chronicles!
Also:

- How Do You Not Have The Song?
- Outfits With Wings On Them That Don't Make Any Sense
- You Can't Spoil Real Life
- Escalator Horror
- Perhaps I Have Misinterpreted This Relationship
- We Misidentify a Mother
- What Is A Hoo Ha?

This Week: We finally, finally finish Xenoblade Chronicles!
Next Week: It's BioJanuWarey and we play until in Mass Effect 3!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jan 16, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 347
Everything you want in a Square Roots episode happens today! It's more Xenoblade Chronicles and we're almost finished! There's really long dungeons! Someone not understanding where the chunker ends! Jim's Full Page Failure! Caution: staying past the end credits as the bonus clips get a little... blue.
Also:

- SCREE! Eyes emoji! Skeet skeet!
- Does Comix Zone lick himself?
- A Mechon Out of Water
- The Return of Robo-Vanessa

This Week: Explore the Mechonis Capital!
Next Week: We finally, finally finish Xenoblade Chronicles!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jan 9, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 346
This week we start off with Jim's brand new trivia game: FULL PAGE FAILURE! After we get into this week's Quest Log where we get to finally, finally, walk on the blade of a giant sword! We also find a rare unfridging, find out more mysteries about Crosby Stills and Sass, and learn how to flirt by comparing a man to your missing boyfriend.
Also:

- Except for the Robot Dinosaurs
- A Movie About Cannibalism
- You Have To Watch This Gritty Murder
- Jim's New Game
- There's No Aliens in Time Cop!
- The Age of Holt
- His Wet Little Throat
- Egil the Living Robot


This Week: Grab the Peizoelectric unit!
Next Week: Explore the Mechonis Capital!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jan 2, 2023

Happy New Year! The Squootses took this week off, so enjoy our resolutions for the year! Back to normal next week.
Next Week: Defeat Sureny Telethia!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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