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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: February, 2023

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Feb 27, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 353
In this slicing and dicing episode of Square Roots Kai Leng may be back, but mysteriously Johnny has disappeared! Does this mean way more political rants? Of course! But Jim, Vanessa and Matthew will guide you through Rannoch and the end of the Geth wars and then discover a very important artifact on Thessia!
Also:

- Way Too Much Political Talk
- Full Page Failure: Death Match
- The Crooshable Returns
- The Illusive Man Has a Really Cool Idea
- Sealed Shucker

This Week: We finish the Quarians homeworld stuff, Priority: Thessia
Next Week: Leviathan, Horizon: Zero Ashleys (because she's probably dead)

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Feb 20, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 352
This may be our raunchiest episode in a while, so hide it from sensitive ears! On this chunker of Square Roots we go through some fun classic DLC in BioWare's Mass Effect 3 and reunite with Tali, unless of course you're BimJanks and Tali is Super Dead.
Also:

- English Sexy Talk
- Aria Said F
- Would You Dance To This Song?
- Jim's Wild New Rules for Full Page Failure
- Ashley Fell Asleep on a Hotdog
- Downloadable Lesbian Content

This Week: We finish the Geth Ship and do the Omega DLC!
Next Week: We finish the Quarians homeworld stuff, Leviathan, Priority: Thessia

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Feb 13, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 351
On this tragically romantic episode of Square Roots, Vanessa must choose - will she emotionally and physically bond with her snake boyfriend, or her himbo dummy human? PORQUE NO LOS DOS?! Also there's plenty of tough decisions on this Tchunker of BioWare's Mass Effect 3 like something about doing a genocide or not, or doing a different genocide or not, or watching fan favourites Dagg, Wreav and Padok Wiks sacrifice themselves.
Also:

- The Illusive Woman
- Jim Is Afraid of Improv
- Clean Your Grint
- 2023's Z-Snap
- And Lo, Noah Did Get a Rad T-Rex, and It Was Cool
- The Grim Darkness of the Far Future

This Week: We Save Tuchanka and Deal With A Citadel Coup!
Next Week: We finish the Geth Ship and do the Omega DLC!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Feb 6, 2023

Square Roots - Episode 350
Shepherd takes some selfie hints from the 21st century in this action-packed chunker of Mass Effect 3! There's meeting a 50,000 year old Protheon, hot gossip with the lady Krogan, and seeing Jack's clothing journey.
Also:

- Your Favourite Mary Kate & Ashley Songs
- The Pegger
- New Game Plus Elementary School
- Her Two Big Front Mounted Processors
- Ensign Pringles Saves The Day
- Bring Your Bits! Whatever!

This Week: Extract Lady Krogan, Javik, Biotic School, and explore some planets!
Next Week: Reach the end of Rannoch, the Turian homeworld!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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