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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: October, 2024

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Oct 28, 2024

Square Roots - Episode 437
Level Up Starts at 2:01:33!
Finally, we get to go to a party! And what a party it is. Lady Boyle sure had a blast in Jim's game. It was one hot party! Her outfit was straight fire! Jim shot her with incendiary bullets! Also Johnny and Vanessa do some ethical kidnapping, and Matthew is sad he didn't just kill all three sisters. Oh yeah, and we deal with the Lord Regent!

- It's A Part in Canada!
- Some Sisters Are Triplets!
- Doxxxed!
- Yeah But It's Webber...
- YOU CAN POSSESS A FISH?!
- Hanging Turt?

This Week: Finish Lady Boyle's Last Party and Return To The Tower!
Next Week: Finish the main game!


Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Oct 21, 2024

Square Roots - Episode 436
Level Up Starts at 1:56:45!
Don't worry if you tranq'd the dogs like Matt did, the dogs are fine! They were just asleep, and now they're at big farms in Tyria where the dogs can run and play! Such are the cruel realities of Dishonored, the Arkane Studios immersive funulator!

- Lactaid is the PreP of the Dairy World
- Let Me Solas Him
- Vanessa Doesn't Like To Acknowledge The Passage of Time
- There's A Scary in the Sewer
- Are Ill People Zombies?
- More Of A Johnny English Episode
- I DON'T KNOW YOU
- Electricity Makes People Sleepy

This Week: Finish The House of Pleasure and The Royal Physician!
Next Week: Finish Lady Boyle's Last Party and Return To The Tower!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Oct 14, 2024

Square Roots - Episode 435
Level Up Starts at 2:44:00!
Matthew defeated nature and survived another hurricane, and we start a new game! This time it's the classic RPG (?) Dishonored, one of those immersive sims. Or 0451 games. Whatever you want to call it! We don't follow the Five Foot Rule of murders, get into jail, get out of jail, navigate some sewers and then deal with the High Overseer!

- Upgrade Your Rat Stats
- Gen Z doesnt even know what Planescape Is
- It's not the request log
- Johnny's super amazing joke
- Its Imogen Heap, come on!
- 1998 to 1993

This Week: We start Dishonored, until the end of the Overseer Campbell mission!
Next Week: The House of Pleasure, The Royal Physician, Lady Boyle’s Last Party

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Oct 7, 2024

Square Roots - Episode 434
Level Up Starts at 2:07:45!
I was thinking about making this episode description in the style of the Rob Zombie song, but that was too hard. Also? The lyrics are pretty weird. "Dead I am the rat, feast upon the cat, tender is the fur, dying as you purr"? Alright there Robert. BUT! On this chunker we finish Tactics Ogre! All of us! Surprisingly. Some of us are crowned king! Some of us go on exploring! Some of us get shot! There's a lot of options for endings here at Tactics Ogre. Also:

- The Chaos Gate (Prounounced Chaos)
- Welcome to the Ogre
- The Real Tactics Ogre Is The Friends You Made Along The Way
- A Mister Bean Run
- The Original Sexy Grandma 

This Week: Finish Tactics Ogre!
Next Week: We start Dishonored, until the end of the Overseer Campbell mission!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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