Enchanted Arms Part 5: Gum Cutters
Square Roots - Episode 470
Quest Log: 36:48
Level Up: 01:51:18
This week on Square roots, Matt really, really wants to get Johnny into the Ministry Duck, but it's just not happening. Meanwhile in FROM SOFTWARE's Enchanted Arms, we learn an important lesson about Miyazaki. Also we learn about Tokimune's sex golems, some motivation behind Oboro's actions, Sayaka's secret Dad, and so much more.
Also:
* You Gotta Hit That Word So Right
* Jim Loves Sticking His Hand In Holes
* A Cool Video For Straights
* Is Hans Gruber Queer Coded?
* MaTT
* Those Ducks Are Catholic
This Week: Defeat the Earth Devil Golem!
Next Week: Defeat the Mystery Man in Sage's Tower!
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Enchanted Arms Part 4: Sweats, Dunce, Pomp and Lil Guy
Square Roots - Episode 469
Quest Log: 33:48
Level Up: 01:57:00
We're back on our nonsense! And that nonsense is both the FROM SOFTWARE classic Enchanted Arms *and* the English 80s girl band quintet Toto Coelo. Did Yuki commit the Perfect Crime getting that flute back from the rich old talk show host? Is the secret motivation behind Oboro kidnapping all the women in Kyoto City because they eat cannibal? It's Spy Versus Spy when it turns out that Raigar is NOT a homosexual, and in fact a Powersled who is engaged to a Ninja on the other side of the last war. These are all Toto Coelo songs.
Also:
* Please Photoshop Matt's Head On Wolverine
* Orgone Sex Energy Is Not Real
* "That's getting somebody there."
* Scrimpy Is A Powerful Metaphor
* It's a Real Dora the Explorer
* There Is No Court In Junk Town There Is Only Street Justice
This Week: Defeat Oboro for the first time!
Next Week: Defeat the Earth Devil Golem!
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2025 Most Anticipated Games!
Square Roots - Episode 468
We're taking the week off, which somehow ended up with recording an hour and a half episode where we look through the upcoming games of 2025 and decide which we're into and which we're all like "no thanks, bro!"
Some games that piqued our interest:
* Middle Earth Trad-Wife Simulator
* The Definitely Going To Release In October Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines 2
* Husky Middle Aged Man Child Tries To Walk
* Garfield Kart 2: All You Can Drift
* Now You See Me Now You Don't
Next Week: Defeat Oboro for the first time!
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Enchanted Arms Part 3: Cowboys & Plow Boys
Square Roots - Episode 467
Quest Log: 33:01
Level Up: 02:01:47
She's from [STATE REDACTED]! And he's from Florida! And HE's from Vancouver! She drinks Chamblee! He drinks IPAs! And the other he drinks Diet Pepsis, and that's okay! Nerd girls & Gator Boys & Canadian Bears, some good ol' podcastairs! All three take the time to go through Enchanted Arms's stairs! Boy, they love a FROM SOFTWARE game! Yeah, we got different tastes, live in different states, but we ain't that different when it comes to classic turn based RPGs!
Also:
* I'm Not Gonna Top On Top Of Any Table
* He Hates A Prologue
* Namcai Bando
* The Summer Sickies
* What About the Slut Tent
* Ear Bangs
* We Need Children To Be Sad And Bored
This Week: Defeat the Emperor of Fire / Efreet in Enchanted Arms!
Next Week: Defeat Oboro for the first time!
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Enhanted Arms Part 2: The Guy Who Is Always Stuck At Just Friends
Square Roots - Episode 466
Quest Log: 04:00
Level Up: 01:45:25
Welcome to London! Sure, it kind of looks like an old Tooter village, but it's actually one of the only cities on this big island we call earth! But we need to take the short walk back to Yokohama, which makes sense in this game. We're playing Enchanted Arms! By FROM SOFTWARE! Everyone loves FROM!
Also:
* Totally A Steiner
* She's Going to Join the Party, Matt
* My Only Golem For Life
* Moron Moron Moron Moron Moron Moron!
* Arm Fall Off Kid
* Lisa Rinna Hair
* An Italian Seal!
* Sephiroth Does Spend A Lot Of Time In A Library
* Hit So Hard He Turned Straight
This Week: Defeat Professor Kou in Enchanted Arms!
Next Week: Defeat the Emperor of Fire / Efreet in Enchanted Arms!
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