Square Roots - Episode 478
Quest Log: 0:23:30
Level Up: 1:51:00
CONTENT WARNING: Suicide talk from 30:00 to 45:00
Today's episode of Square Roots is brought to you by the latest in Bidet technology, BidAi. And once you feel car-wash clean back there, please enjoy this essential chunker of David Cage's bonkers classic adventure game, Heavy Rain. There's fish throwing! A crucifix guy! Car driving! A Coward's Door! And so much more.
Also:
* The Disinfect The Wound Game
* If Mister X and Barbarian Lady Had a Baby
* He Dead
* Johnny's Yuck Your Yum Corner
* Hot Coffee Assault
This Week: Get through Chapter 25 / End of the Golf Club!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 39 / Fish Tank With Norman Jayden
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Heavy Rain: Part 1 - Origammy
Square Roots - Episode 477
Quest Log: 0:26:25
Level Up: 2:43:04
Are you ready to be Caged? That's right, it's David Cage time! The notorious director of Quantic Dreams's games! And you all voted for us to play Heavy Rain for some reason when Fable III and Enslaved: Odyssey to the West are right there! But that's okay, we love you just the same. So here's three hours of us talking about a game that for some baffling reason Vanessa and Johnny both seem to love.
Also:
* A Movie Where You Move The Boy Around
* Making Fried Chicken Over There?
* A Weird French Clown, Not An American Clown
* Matt Versus The Dark Knight
* There Is Bush In This Game, Kate Bush
This Week: Get through Chapter 12 / leave the motel in Heavy Rain!
Next Week: Get through Chapter 25 / End of the Golf Club!
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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Beyond Good & Evil: Part 3 - Vanessa Learns How To Snap
Square Roots - Episode 476
Quest Log: 0:36:15
Level Up: 1:54:16
Holy crow! Vanessa, Jim and Matthew have finished Beyond Good & Evil already! And now you can play through with them through the end of the first and last entry in Ubisoft's series, I think we can all agree that means that the one with the swearing monkeys isn't coming out.
Also:
* I Don't Know What Happens In This Episode
* Jim Hasn't Edited It Yet
This Week: Finish Beyond Good & Evil!
Next Week: Get through Chapter 10 / leave the motel in Heavy Rain!
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Beyond Good & Evil: Part 2 - Colin Firth is the Dessert
Square Roots - Episode 475
Quest Log: 24:55
Level Up: 01:44:45
On this blockbusting episode of Square Roots, Vanessa, Jim and Matthew interrupt their examination of the premise of Mamma Mia! to discuss the Ubisoft classic action adventure game, Beyond Good & Evil!
Also:
* Vanessa Isn't Sure How To Pronounce Portcullis, Sue Perkins Is Disappointed
* We Need a New Wolf
* Lovett versus Lovitz
* Menu Navigation: The Challenge of the Game
* The Most Handsome Man Deserves to Go First in the Train
* Anyone Wearing Green Lipstick Is Not Allowed to be Called Hot
* The IRIS Network Substack
This Week: Finish repairing the Beluga!
Next Week: Finish Beyond Good & Evil!
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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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