Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 2 - Fable Three King Time Second Half
Square Roots - Episode 497
Quest Log: 0:05:15
Level Up: 2:05:30
I keep hearing Vanessa say "cat" every time she says "Kett" in this action-packed, different timeline navigating BioWare adventure game, Mass Effect: Andromeda. Johnny loves the bouncy car. Jim disappears like a spooky ghost. Matt is bad at sudoku. Vanessa probably wants to marry the AI in her brain.
Also:
• Quit Putting Jared Leto in Movies
* A Beanie and a Henley
* Matt Establishes Masculinity Rules
* Don't Ask About Matt's Poop-ons
* You Can Blow Up A Library And I'd Know Who George Washington Is
This Week: "Johnny, for notes say we’ll play some of trail of hope, not all of it. I haven’t pinpointed yet. But I there’s a point when you can choose which planet to go to first, I went to Vold. So maybe we’ll play Vold."
Next Week: Finish the Mission "Trail of Hope"
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Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 1 - Michael Rappaport's Crap Report
Square Roots - Episode 496
Quest Log: 0:37:03
Level Up: 1:44:10
We're playing Mass Effect: Andromeda by BioWare for this year's BioWarey! So let's meet new friends! Explore new planets! And avoid having to recognize any of the four endings of Mass Effect Three!
Also:
• We Discuss What Games Are BioWare Games For Five Minutes
* Jim Banks Hates Chris Isaak
* The Adventures of Young Sheev
* You Likka The Bigga Breasts
* Touch Dadddy's Special Rock
* TOO FAT FOR SPACE
This Week: Play Mass Effect: Andromeda until you head to the mysterious planet of Eos!
Next Week: "Johnny, for notes say we’ll play some of trail of hope, not all of it. I haven’t pinpointed yet. But I there’s a point when you can choose which planet to go to first, I went to Vold. So maybe we’ll play Vold."
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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 6 - Hot Goth Peach
Square Roots - Episode 495
Quest Log: 0:40:45
Level Up: 1:44:10
Finally the game has someone for Matt, and it's Hot Goth Peach. She gets a real Legend makeover and turns all dark and pale and evil and even decapitates someone! This is a very weird Mario game.
Also:
• Matt Raw Dogs New Shirts
• Cyclops Earns Scott Points
• The Digital One Has No Hole
• Great Vanessa Representation
• Partial Professor Betrayal
This Week: Finish the game!
Next Week: We're playing Mass Effect: Andromeda! Play until you establish the first outpost.
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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Season 77
Ep 6
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 5 - A Sticky, Yummy Accident
Square Roots - Episode 494
Quest Log: 0:30:30
Level Up: 1:44:30
We solve some train mysteries and rewrite train histories on this exciting episode of Square Roots! Mario can get bad ended as a ghost, so this is a pretty great chunker just by default. If the moon is for boys, then why is Peach there?
Also:
* Jim Accidentally Posts Pornography
* Vanessa Is Racist Against Goombas
* What Makes You Think This Toad Is A Sex Worker?
* Matt Has Been Attracted To A Lot Of Characters In This Game
* Toilet Games
This Week: Finish Chapter 6 and 7!
Next Week: Finish the game!
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Season 77
Ep 5