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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: April, 2020

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Final Fantasy VII Part 10 - Prequel Confirmed 0
Apr 27, 2020

So much to talk about! We digest what the sudden ending of Final Fantasy VII means, shout SEPHIROTH a whole bunch, interpret the meaning of Lady and the Tiger, talk more about chocobo breeding, dismiss the concept of noses, and strongly consider headcanonning sequels out of existence.

This Week: We finish Final Fantasy VII?!
Next Week: We finish Chapter 1 in Final Fantasy X-2!

Our Patreon: patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Thanks to Tetrimino for letting us use their fantastic mix of J-E-N-O-V-A and Birth of a God!

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Final Fantasy VII Part 9 - We're the Drain Snakes 0
Apr 20, 2020

You know, going in and out, like a drain snake does. Also: all your favorite 90s jams, Matthew's Head Shop, it takes a busty woman to know a busty woman, Rufus's explodes, Reeve's Reeveal, Tifa and Cloud have sex, and a weapon walks very very slowly.

This Week: We fight Hojo!
Next Week: We finish Final Fantasy VII?!

Our Patreon: patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Thanks to Tetrimino for letting us use their fantastic mix of J-E-N-O-V-A and Birth of a God!

Check out Tetrimino on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TetriminoVGBand
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Contact Square Roots!

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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Final Fantasy VII Part 8 - A Very Mac and Me Moment 0
Apr 13, 2020

Tifa pushes Cloud straight into the Lifestream in this exposition-packed episode! So much happens! A great train robbery! A submarine chase! A fight against a Mecha Godzilla! Locky Tugglebug! Felicity explodes with Cloverfield eggs! Johnny gets angry about Dante's Peak! Meat Dave! And of course Giant Fetal Position Cloud.

This Week: We ride on a rocket!
Next Week: We fight Hojo!

Our Patreon: patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Thanks to Tetrimino for letting us use their fantastic mix of J-E-N-O-V-A and Birth of a God!

Check out Tetrimino on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TetriminoVGBand
Tetrimino on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TetriminoVGBand
Search for Tetrimino on Patreon as TetriminoVGBand!

Contact Square Roots!

Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Final Fantasy VII Part 7 - Filling Aeris's Dress With Rocks 0
Apr 6, 2020

THE THING HAPPENS. The thing! You know! SNOWBOARDING. Also? We try and figure out if Cloud is a 5 year old clone. About three hours of cut scenes. Sephiroth and Hojo tell you stuff that may or may not be true. Jim remembers a fish that possibly doesn't exist. The clown reunion. Don't worry, the Planet is monitoring the situation.

This Week: We finish our first visit to THE CRATER.
Next Week: We ride on a rocket!

Our Patreon: patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Thanks to Tetrimino for letting us use their fantastic mix of J-E-N-O-V-A and Birth of a God!

Check out Tetrimino on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TetriminoVGBand
Tetrimino on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TetriminoVGBand
Search for Tetrimino on Patreon as TetriminoVGBand!

Contact Square Roots!

Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Final Fantasy 7 Mailbag! 0
Apr 1, 2020

Hi friends!

Everyone wants to talk about Final Fantasy 7, and our episodes have been running real long, so have a mailbag episode! Topics include: belts and suspenders, Tifa, dreams about smooching celebrities, ranking various Final Fantasy games, and so much more!

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