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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: January, 2024

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Jan 29, 2024


Square Roots - Episode 398
There's mystery afoot as Johnny, Matthew and eventually Vanessa battle some possessed Wardens and fall into the Fade on this magical chunker of Dragon Age: Inquisition. Plus a battering ram shaped like a fist! 
Also:
- Abblegation
- Too Good Of A Singer
- Countess Undercut
- Who Is Celine Dion
- 100% Nude Cullen Unlocked

This Week: Here Lies the Abyss
Next Week:  What Pride Has Wrought (And Crestwood, Romances, Companions)
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jan 22, 2024

Square Roots - Episode 397
Finally we close the breach, and everything is perfect. Except that that dang ol' Corypheus has to go and ruin it all with a demon dragon and one of two possible henchpeople. Meanwhile Jim decides to start the internet hashtag goof of the decade!
Also:
- Just arctic 
- Jodie Pasta and Jane Fondue
- Talking in hushed whispers
- Far dragon age future is mass effect 
- Oil of Orlais
- I'm with Crypheus
- Random references to people in Canada 
- The Slow Clap Song

This Week: Complete Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts.
Next Week:  Here Lies the Abyss
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jan 15, 2024

Square Roots - Episode 396
It's a PATRIOTS ONLY podcast. Our three hosts are RED, WHITE and BLUE. And these colours aren't busy at work. On this AMERICANS ONLY episode of Square Roots the fierce flag smoochers talk about what's up with the Templars mission Champions of the Just and recruit Vivienne, Iron Bull, Blackwall and Vanessa's nemesis Sera.
Also:
- Bronnie Jandon Is Always Ready For A Kiss
- The Merits of Showing Hole
- A Pooltergeist
- Have You Tried Equipping A Better Weapon?
- Half of Earth Is France


This Week: Recruit Sera, Vivianne, Blackwall, and Iron Bull plus complete either the Mages or the Templar’s quest (In Hushed Whispers or Champions of the Just)
Next Week:  Complete Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jan 8, 2024

Square Roots - Episode 395
You've got to hand it to the Herald: their hand certainly is glowy, and has superpowers too! In this gripping first chunker of BioWare's Dragon Age: Inquisition we close gates to the fade, meet a horse man, stare at chest hair, and leave the hinterlands as soon as Solas tells us to, because we wouldn't want to disappoint Vanessa's dream elf.
Also:
- Carol Vorderman's Math Skills
- A Naturalist, Not a Naturist
- How Many Games Make Your Mom Turn Into A Frankenstein?
- Vanessa Makes A Terrible Declaration
- A Freudian Digression


This Week: We watch an old lady get punched in the face in Val Royeaux
Next Week:  Recruit Sera, Vivianne, Blackwall, and Iron Bull plus complete either the Mages or the Templar’s quest (In Hushed Whispers or Champions of the Just)
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jan 1, 2024

Final Fantasy I Part 2 - Cozy Goodtimes
Square Roots - Episode 394
Don't you just love having legs? You can waggle them, you can crisscrossapplesauce them, they have leg hands! And we use our JRPG legs through all the long walks and long dungeons of this limb-filled Square Roots episode ending our Final Fantasy I season. Just two episodes? You better believe it.
Also:
- Advent Children Chose The Most Boring Option
- Ouroboros Burgertime
- His Name Is Tyler
- Magical Canoe of Destiny
- Special Apologies to Appalachia

This Week: We Finish Final Fantasy 1!
Next Week:  Dragon Age Inquisition - End of Val Royeaux 
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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