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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Nov 19, 2018

This game is one dramatic revelation after another as we approach the final few chapters of Rogue Galaxy. In this episode: Johnny finally says "Saiyan" correctly, TOM PETTY CHOCOLATE BAR, Vanessa gets distracted by Ryan Reynolds, lots of fatherly disapproval, so many ghosts that you didn't know where ghosts, and much much more!

This Week: We play chapter nine and ten in Rogue Galaxy!
Next Week: We play chapter eleven and the Alistia side quest in Rogue Galaxy!

Our theme for this series is Ferdk's cover of Brave Heart, the battle theme for Rogue Galaxy.


Check out Ferdk's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbZxgmjH9ailvsVQfBsFyAw
Ferdk's Music on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ferdk/id655295262
Ferdk's Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/ferdk
Support Ferdk's music on their Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ferdk

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod


Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/


Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Nov 12, 2018

Are you ready for a really, really long dungeon? And then ready to do it again? Because that's just one chunker of this chunker. Three keys, four dungeons, and all the unearned pathos. Also: vamping about Castlevania, Harry and the Hendersons, more of Simon's sad, sad former family, talk of both Star Trek and Wars, and so much more!

This Week: We play chapter eight in Rogue Galaxy!
Next Week: We play chapter nine and ten in Rogue Galaxy!

Our theme for this series is Ferdk's cover of Brave Heart, the battle theme for Rogue Galaxy.


Check out Ferdk's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbZxgmjH9ailvsVQfBsFyAw
Ferdk's Music on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ferdk/id655295262
Ferdk's Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/ferdk
Support Ferdk's music on their Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ferdk

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod


Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/


Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Nov 5, 2018

Let's take a break to talk to a child who is dressed like the Jack from a deck of cards! No need to save your game! Let's watch this five minute scene where they talk about nothing. Also this week: Hot Dog, burly miners, a beautiful montage set to Roxette, unearned pathos, Girl gets less character development than Mio, finally meeting the Captain, butt wiping sock attacks, Deego's deep DeviantArt search results, and so much more!

This Week: We play chapter six and seven in Rogue Galaxy!
Next Week: We play chapter eight in Rogue Galaxy!

Our theme for this series is Ferdk's cover of Brave Heart, the battle theme for Rogue Galaxy.


Check out Ferdk's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbZxgmjH9ailvsVQfBsFyAw
Ferdk's Music on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ferdk/id655295262
Ferdk's Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/ferdk
Support Ferdk's music on their Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ferdk

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod


Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/


Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Oct 31, 2018

It's that spoopy time of year so we decided to release our monthly Patreon Instant Classic episode to all our listeners. Because we love you. 

Join Vanessa, John, and JIM (that's right, he's back) as they decide if 2015's PS4 exclusive Until Dawn is an Instant Classic. 

Oct 29, 2018

Holy crow. This game takes a turn for the... weird. But at the same time, the dungeons become even more repetitive. Talking points include: Gundam's maps, everyone's favorite idol Mio, Robert and Henry's extensive screen time, the confusing fate of Rosencaster, a robot's strange daddy, Simon's weird family, how to bribe people, and so much more!

This Week: We play chapter four and five in Rogue Galaxy!
Next Week: We play chapter six and seven in Rogue Galaxy!

Our theme for this series is Ferdk's cover of Brave Heart, the battle theme for Rogue Galaxy.


Check out Ferdk's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbZxgmjH9ailvsVQfBsFyAw
Ferdk's Music on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ferdk/id655295262
Ferdk's Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/ferdk
Support Ferdk's music on their Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ferdk

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod


Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/


Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Oct 22, 2018

Ooooooooof. We take a deep dive into the cultural melange that is the peoples of Jurukai in Level 5's Rogue Galaxy! There's some unsettling character design, two of the bustiest characters we've ever encountered in JRPGs, and John misses all the good treasure and abilities.  Also? TOADY.

Vanessa recorded this episode from a dark, spooky well.

This Week: We play chapter two and three in Rogue Galaxy!
Next Week: We play chapter four and five!

Our theme for this series is Ferdk's cover of Brave Heart, the battle theme for Rogue Galaxy.


Check out Ferdk's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbZxgmjH9ailvsVQfBsFyAw
Ferdk's Music on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ferdk/id655295262
Ferdk's Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/ferdk
Support Ferdk's music on their Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ferdk

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod


Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/


Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Oct 16, 2018

It's a short chunker as we start Level 5's cult classic RPG Rogue Galaxy! There's mistaken identity, Scottish Volus, a man named Raul, skull camels, Cobra Commander cats, Chaz 2: The Chazening, Generic Girl: She's Fine, the Revelation Flow, and awkward Kingdom Heartsy combat. Let's go catch some Moussers and head out to space!

This Week: We play chapter one in Rogue Galaxy!
Next Week: We play chapter two and three in Rogue Galaxy!

Our theme for this series is Ferdk's cover of Brave Heart, the battle theme for Rogue Galaxy.


Check out Ferdk's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbZxgmjH9ailvsVQfBsFyAw
Ferdk's Music on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ferdk/id655295262
Ferdk's Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/ferdk
Support Ferdk's music on their Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ferdk

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod


Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/


Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Oct 8, 2018

We've been to Paradise, but have we been to me? Yes. Of course we have. We dive into Martin's gaping portal and head off for the penultimate great battle: a very quick sword fight against Mankar Cameron. He loses. It's not very climactic. BUT. Things get real interesting when you get back to the Imperial city! Daedra Kaiju! Self-immolation! The City Guard Versus Martin, if you're Matthew. We wrap up the Thieves and Assassin's Guild, as well as Johnny just doing random weird side quests. And Oblivion is closed, forever! We announce the next game, too: Rogue Galaxy!

This week: We finish Oblivion!
Next week: We get to the pirate ship in Rogue Galaxy!

Our theme for this series is Christopher Niskala's 8-bit Oblivion Chiptune Medley.

Check out Christopher's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYwa9KLm4d2aIJfZckXBD-A
Christopher's Soundcloud: http://www.soundcloud.com/creativenoiseproductions

Christopher's Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/ChrisNiskala

Contact Square Roots!
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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Oct 1, 2018

Someone on the podcast has a weakness for Rob (and his sister Tilda)'s gruesome cinematic output, and it's not who you might think! We start off the podcast with some sad news, and then some mixed news. The podcast is in disarray! When will we play Chrono Cross? What will we play next? Why is Vanessa murdering so many people? Why does John get lost in such a small level? We open up a giant Oblivion gate and bring all of Cyrodil together for lots of procedural nonsense, slightly broken quests, and a thrilling lack of brothels.

This Week: We close the Great Oblivion Gate!
Next Week: We finish Oblivion!

Our theme for this series is Christopher Niskala's 8-bit Oblivion Chiptune Medley.
Check out Christopher's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYwa9KLm4d2aIJfZckXBD-A
Christopher's Soundcloud: http://www.soundcloud.com/creativenoiseproductions
Christopher's Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/ChrisNiskala

Contact Square Roots!
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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Sep 24, 2018

Okay, right off the bat - we're all kind of d*ck crazy in this episode because the news has been nothing but wieners. On this episode we deep dive into side quests and get some fancy armour that for some dumb reason Vanessa just can't wear. Plus: John's all-scamp boyband, Fantasy Shrevport, we pitch a new Avengers game, Jim and John embark on a pilgrimage, Mirror Universe Square Roots Where We're All In Leather And Making Out, and spy hunting!

This Week: We get the armor out of *Sancre Tor*!
Next Week: We close the Great Oblivion Gate!

Our theme for this series is Christopher Niskala's 8-bit Oblivion Chiptune Medley.
Check out Christopher's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYwa9KLm4d2aIJfZckXBD-A
Christopher's Soundcloud: http://www.soundcloud.com/creativenoiseproductions
Christopher's Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/ChrisNiskala

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Sep 17, 2018

You'll have so many questions about Jim's terrible meme, but hopefully this episode will try to answer it. As we play through Bethesda's smash hit open world RPG, each host tries their best to be upsetting. First, Vanessa's choice of TV show disgusts the rest of the podcast. Second, Jim's terrible meme. Third, Matt's upsetting roleplaying of his cat Felix. And finally John decides to buy some waterfront property so he can truly start his SkullQuest.

This Week: We crash the Daedric Cult's party in the Dagon Shrine.
Next Week: We get the armor out of *Sancre Tor*!

Our theme for this series is Christopher Niskala's 8-bit Oblivion Chiptune Medley.


Check out Christopher's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYwa9KLm4d2aIJfZckXBD-A
Christopher's Soundcloud: http://www.soundcloud.com/creativenoiseproductions
Christopher's Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/ChrisNiskala

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

 

Sep 10, 2018

Dust off that cloth map, it's time to head to Cyrodil! That's right, we're off to explore the verdant pastures and thrilling forests of Bethesda's Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion! Topics covered this week: Pee Stew, Vanessa's CSI problem, Matthew's naughty kitty Felix, Vanessa's slight Oblivion obsession, Sean Bean sightings, John blaming glitches for pretty much everything wrong with his life, and so much more!

This Week: We meet Brother Martin and rescue him from Kvatch in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion!
Next Week: We play until you interrupt the ceremony with the Path of Dawn cult in the Dagon shrine!

Our theme for this series is Christopher Niskala's 8-bit Oblivion Chiptune Medley.
Check out Christopher's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYwa9KLm4d2aIJfZckXBD-A
Christopher's Soundcloud: http://www.soundcloud.com/creativenoiseproductions
Christopher's Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/ChrisNiskala

Twitter: @squarerootspod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Sep 3, 2018

It's all Sondheim all the Sond-time on this episode of Square Roots! We learn about Sondheim's famous love of breasts, his pioneering of reverse-alley staging (and the sex position), and his improvised piano songs in a series of completely true facts that were not made up. OH. We also finish Final Fantasy VI! TAKE THAT KEFKA, YOU THIRD RATE FINAL FANTASY VILLAIN. While we may be down on mimes, clowns, and clown-mimes we are definitely all for what might be the single best final boss battle of any Final Fantasy game. Add to that questions about the ancient queen's love of Odin (was the horse part of it?) and the introduction and thorough dissection of Gogo, you have an amazing end to a fantastic game.

This Week: We finish Final Fantasy VI!
Next Week: We meet Brother Martin and rescue him from Kvatch in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion!

Our intro is LordBifMusic's jazz cover of Shadow's theme!
LordBifMusic's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lordbifmusic
LordBifMusic's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/LordBifMusic


Our outtro music for this series is The OneUps' cover of Terra's theme!
Band Web Site - http://www.theoneups.com

Twitter: @squarerootspod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

 

Aug 27, 2018

We collect all the missing party members! Good news! No one died! Unless you left Shadow out to die, you monster. Wait, he left his friend to do so maybe you're the real monster if you save him? Morality is weird, friends. We talk about catfishing, the secrets of silk production, teen pregnancy, Locke gets his dead girlfriend back, Strago joins a cult, and we don't even know what was going on with Owzer and Relm.

This Week: We gather the gang together in the World of Ruin!
Next Week: We finish the game!


Our intro music for this series is The OneUps' cover of Terra's theme!
Band Web Site - http://www.theoneups.com

Our outro is LordBifMusic's jazz cover of Shadow's theme!
LordBifMusic's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lordbifmusic
LordBifMusic's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/LordBifMusic

Twitter: @squarerootspod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Aug 20, 2018

We're all flipping water bottles, dabbing, and diving out of moving cars in this exciting, hip, current episode of Square Roots. Is John compensating because he's now 39? Is Matthew known for being angry? Is Vanessa fed up with ladies giving up because they learned about motherhood? Is Jim just cranky? YOU BET. Also there's tons of Star Trek talk, the sad death of Bananaman, the dark, moody World of Ruin, discussing the name Darill, the ethics of looting a crumbling house, ten minutes of Star Trek talk, and so much more.

Musical references this week: Living on the Edge by Aerosmith, Never Been to Me by Charlene, Mouth by Bush, Love Shack by B52s.

02:50 - Level Up
30:75 - The Quest Mog
01:19:25 - Bullshit Minigame Corner
01:21:45 - Squarely Against

This Week: We play until you finish Darill's Tomb!
Next Week: We gather the gang together in the World of Ruin!


Our intro music for this series is The OneUps' cover of Terra's theme!
Band Web Site - http://www.theoneups.com

Our outro is LordBifMusic's jazz cover of Shadow's theme!
LordBifMusic's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lordbifmusic
LordBifMusic's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/LordBifMusic

Twitter: @squarerootspod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Aug 15, 2018

Lulu! Rubber shirts! Esper Rumspringa! John questions Vanessa's age! The earth gets mad! Final Fantasy VI presents what seems like an early endgame as Kefka wreaks havoc on the planet, and then the party... well... it doesn't really save anyone. But! There are robots. And TWO Ultros appearances!

02:50 - Level Up
21:40 - The Quest Mog
01:30:30 - Bullshit Minigame Corner
01:32:30 - Squarely Against

This Week: We play until you leave the Floating Continent!
Next Week: We play until you finish Darill's Tomb!


Our intro music for this series is The OneUps' cover of Terra's theme!
Band Web Site - http://www.theoneups.com

Our outro is LordBifMusic's jazz cover of Shadow's theme!
LordBifMusic's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lordbifmusic
LordBifMusic's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/LordBifMusic

Twitter: @squarerootspod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Aug 13, 2018

MATTHEW'S LAPTOP EXPLODED. So our regularly scheduled episode won't be up for a couple of days. So in the mean time, here is the first episode of Sierra Roots.

We discuss the best and worst of Sierra, Vanessa premieres her phantasmagoria true crime podcast documentary, and ReVenture Games's Natalie Juhasz discusses how Laura Bow's beloved stupidity helped inspire Lorna Bains.

Final Fantasy VI will be there REAL SOON! I swear!

Aug 6, 2018

Intense drama! Banana suits! Minecart escapes! How babies are made! Talkabos! Sealed doors! Sexy Grandma returns! All this and more in a slightly rambling, somewhat tangent filled fun fest!

02:45 - Level Up
32:00 - The Quest Mog
01:12:40 - Bullshit Minigame Corner
01:15:15 - Squarely Against

This Week: We play until the the party gets to the Sealed Door!
Next Week: We play until you leave the Floating Continent!


Our intro music for this series is The OneUps' cover of Terra's theme!
Band Web Site - http://www.theoneups.com

Our outro is LordBifMusic's jazz cover of Shadow's theme!
LordBifMusic's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lordbifmusic
LordBifMusic's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/LordBifMusic

Twitter: @squarerootspod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

 

Jul 30, 2018

It's hot takes aplenty as we hit the most fondly remembered chunker of Final Fantasy VI: THE OPERA SCENE. Who loves it? Who finds the synthesized warbling kind of crappy? You'll never guess! Also in this episode: Locke's creepy girlfriend storage room, Hill Gigases, Ultros's fantastic return, Setzer being a creepazoid, the history of the two-headed coin, espadrilles, and so much more!

02:45 - Level Up
18:40 - The Quest Mog
01:25:00 - Bullshit Minigame Corner
01:28:40 - Squarely Against

This Week: We play until you reach the Imperial Continent!
Next Week: We play until the the party gets to the Sealed Door!

Our intro music for this series is The OneUps' cover of Terra's theme!
Band Web Site - http://www.theoneups.com

Our outro is LordBifMusic's jazz cover of Shadow's theme!
LordBifMusic's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lordbifmusic
LordBifMusic's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/LordBifMusic

Twitter: @squarerootspod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jul 23, 2018

We're hot and distracted in this episode, so bear with us. You may want to, you know, skip ahead to the Quest Mog. We're just saying. It's tangent town, population: this podcast! This week we discuss train suplexing, Kefka's unhappy army, Terra's crappy scenario, why Shadow is a jerk, dogs enjoying badminton, blue spartans, Nomi Malone, that weird Final Fantasy III commercial where Mog has a gruff voice, ULTROS, a kid that can destroy the most powerful karate man, Gau's tragic backstory that is orchestrated with comedy music, and so much more!

07:52 - Level Up
25:50 - The Quest Mog
01:38:50 - Bullshit Minigame Corner
01:40:00 - Squarely Against

This Week: We play until everyone meets back up in Narshe!
Next Week: We play until you reach the Imperial Continent!


Our intro music for this series is The OneUps' cover of Terra's theme!
Band Web Site - http://www.theoneups.com

Our outro is LordBifMusic's jazz cover of Shadow's theme!
LordBifMusic's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lordbifmusic
LordBifMusic's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/LordBifMusic

Twitter: @squarerootspod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

 

Jul 16, 2018

There's a lot of talk about child stars in this episode of Square Roots, which is suprising given that we're talking about THE NUMBER ONE GREATEST RPG EVER, Final Fantasy VI. So is it really the Number One Greatest? Are Biggs and Wedge dating? Is Terra a witch or a sorceress? Is Edgar flirting due to societal pressure, or is he a creep? How can Sabin be a bear icon when he doesn't even have a beard? Stay tuned for the weremammothiest, lightning snailiest, daddy killingiest Square Roots yet!

03:20 - Level Up
22:00 - The Quest Mog
01:14:00 - Bullshit Minigame Corner
01:15:48 - Squarely Against

This Week: We play through until the Imperial raid on the Returners Base.
Next Week: We play until everyone meets back up in Narshe.


Our intro music for this series is The OneUps' cover of Terra's theme!
iTunes - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-oneups/id293487288?ign-mpt=uo%3D6
Bandcamp - http://theoneups.bandcamp.com
Merch Store - http://store.mustinenterprises.com
Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/theoneupsband
Band Web Site - http://www.theoneups.com

Twitter: @squarerootspod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jul 9, 2018

Did Fable harness the power of the Xbox and our hearts? Or was it a fetid balverine of disappointment? We give our final review of Fable as we finish the game and delve into the extra Lost Chapters content. Topics include: a glyph that unlocks prime Saved by the Bell knowledge; Vanessa's molten lava attraction; Matthew's trail of carnage and SO MUCH MORE.

04:40 - Level Up
15:05 - The Quest Log
01:07:35 - Bullshit Minigame Corner
01:10:00 - Squarely Against

This Week: We finish Fable! And the Lost Chapter!
Next Week: We play until you reach Banon and the Returners Base in Final Fantasy VI.

Our intro music for this series is THEoneNILS’s cover of the Oakvale theme!
TheOneNils YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/THEoneNILS
TheOneNils Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/THEoneNILS

Our Outro music is a cover of the Fable Anniversary theme by MetalLouis!
MetalLouis YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MetalLouis
MetalLouis Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/metallouis

Twitter: @squarerootspod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

 

Jul 2, 2018

Since Jim has given up on his Fable quest, he's resorted to coming up with the worst Dad Jokes to help us through rescuing The Scarlet Robe, infiltrating a prison, stopping a kidnapping, looting a graveyard, and other spooky RPG tasks! It may not be the penultimate episode of Fable that you expected, but it's the one you deserve.

This Week: We rescue the Scarlet Robe!
Next Week: We finish Fable! And the Lost Chapter!


Our intro music for this series is THEoneNILS’s cover of the Oakvale theme!
TheOneNils YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/THEoneNILS
TheOneNils Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/THEoneNILS

Our Outro music is a cover of the Fable Anniversary theme by MetalLouis!
MetalLouis YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MetalLouis
MetalLouis Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/metallouis

Twitter: @squarerootspod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jun 25, 2018

We're still giving inappropriate books to schoolchildren in Fable, but that's not the least of our adventures. There's scorpion slaying! Murdertimes! John striking out bad! Trying out fun names for big evil door heads! Plus: we meet the Jack of Blades, and deep secrets are revealed!

This Week: We conquer the Arena!
Next Week: We rescue The Scarlet Robe!


Our intro music for this series is THEoneNILS’s cover of the Oakvale theme!
TheOneNils YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/THEoneNILS
TheOneNils Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/THEoneNILS

Our Outro music is a cover of the Fable Anniversary theme by MetalLouis!
MetalLouis YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MetalLouis
MetalLouis Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/metallouis

Twitter: @squarerootspod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Jun 18, 2018

HELLO PATRIOTS. GET YOUR BACKSTAGE PASSES READY, IF YOU'RE HERE FOR THE RIGHT REASONS. WE'VE TAKEN THIS PODCAST IN A LUCRATIVE NEW DIRECTION. Did we say lucrative? We mean patriotic. And not les patriotes, we're talking real American Patriots! NO CANADIAN HISTORY LEARNING HERE. Also: Vanessa leans in to her poly preferences, we discover teaching school children in Albion can be rewarding, Matthew keeps murdering, John gets a crush on a boss, and burp fart my butt my butt.


06:00 - Level Up
19:15 - The Quest Log
01:05:55 - Bullshit Mini Game Corner
01:13:45 - Squarely Against

This Week: We defeat Twinblades and enter the Witchwood!
Next Week: We conquer the Arena!

Our intro music for this series is THEoneNILS’s cover of the Oakvale theme!
TheOneNils YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/THEoneNILS
TheOneNils Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/THEoneNILS

Our Outro music is a cover of the Fable Anniversary theme by MetalLouis!
MetalLouis YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MetalLouis
MetalLouis Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/metallouis

Twitter: @squarerootspod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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