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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: September, 2020

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Chrono Cross Part 2 - THERE'S NO GIRLFRIENDS IN SPACE 0
Sep 28, 2020

In this episode, we get all exploded by time. Especially Jim. So much Jim. Have you ever heard Jim mad? You will today. Because Jim found out what happened to the Epoch.


This Week: We either get to the beach in the Original timeline, or recruit Glenn in the alternate timeline.
Next Week: We clear out Fort Dragonia!

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Thanks to RichaadEB for letting us use their cover of Scars of Time!
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Chrono Cross Part 1 - Poshul Is A Human Man In A Suit Pretending To Be A Dog 0
Sep 21, 2020

We start everyone's favorite sequel to Chrono Trigger: Chrono Cross! Finally we catch up with our favourite pals, Chrono, Lucca, Frog, Robo, and see what they're doing, right? Right? After a while? We assume this is some kind of Final Fantasy XII start with temporary characters before switching to your favorites. Also: Johnny ruminates on a Bolero jacket, there's way too much PUBG talk, Kid falls out of a regional Christmas Carol performance, and Vanessa is very excited about a Sliders scenario.


This Week: We get to Termina in Chrono Cross!
Next Week: We either get to the beach in the Original timeline, or recruit Glenn in the alternate timeline.


Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Contact Square Roots!

Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Thanks to RichaadEB for letting us use their cover of Scars of Time!

Find Richaad on Youtube: youtube.com/richaadeb
Twitter: @richaadEB
Patreon: RichaadEB

Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 5 - What You Gotta Do When You Got That Wet Ass Puzzle 0
Sep 14, 2020

VANESSA DOESN'T KNOW WHO CAPTAIN TOAD THE TREASURE TRACKER IS AND THAT IS INSANE. Also this week, as we finish Nintendo's Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story on 3DS, we talk about Luigi's glistening mustache, peeling down your Karibo, inflation, and finally Matthew locks Sam Elliott outside.

This Week: We finish the game!
Next Week: We get to Termina in Chrono Cross!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/


Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 4 - Do You Know What Bungeon is Short For? 0
Sep 7, 2020

Kuzzle. *teehee*

In this chunker of Bowser's Inside Story, Vanessa makes a shocking discovery: no one was exaggerating Luigi's treatment by the saucy Wisdurm. Also this chunker: Bowser learns to Body Slam, Mario finds a Star Cure, and finally, finally we see what's inside Bowser's Brain.
This Week: We enter Bowser's BRAIN!
Next Week: We finish the game!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Contact Square Roots!
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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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