Square Roots - Episode 406
Square Roots plays a totally new game! Okay, not TOTALLY new. Some of it is a quarter century old. But it's somewhat new! And it just came out! This is different! This is strange! Change is bad! But we're rolling with it. So we are playing Square Enix's Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, and get through the Nibelheim Incident in Chapter 1 and Matt tries to make Sluttiroth happen.
Also:
- Bones Knitting
- Avengers Persona Game For Grownups 😉
- A Perfect Pooping Game
- Sexual Tension Causing Electrical Interference
- Want To Go Walkies, Pup?
- Sean Connery Wishes He Was That Beefy
This Week: We finish Chapter 1 in Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth, a totally old and classic RPG
Next Week: We finish Chapter 3.
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Bayonetta Part 3 - A Pair of Dorks
Square Roots - Episode 405
Johnny doxes everyone in this eventful episode of our Bayonetta playthrough! We finish the game. Questions are answered, except maybe the question "is Bayonetta her own mother?" as Matt refuses to listen to any answer other than "yes". Also finally Johnny is cancelled.
Also:
- More Like Baldur's Gay
- Is Less Than Jake Better Than Ezra?
- Jim's Withering Looks to Camera
- The Opposite of Gay Panic Is Lesbian Love
- Mountain Dew Is Water
- A Lot of Torpedo Talk
This Week: We finish Bayonetta!
Next Week: We finish Chapter 1 in Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth, a totally old and classic RPG
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Square Roots - Episode 404
The Bayonetta loving will continue until podcast output improves. In this glamorous episode of Bayonetta, we feel like f***ing celebrities as we're recognized by weird angel statue robots with Mystery Science Theatre tube arms. And Matt paraphrases an email!
Also:
- Solid Mike and Naked Mike
- An Unpaid Ad for Canva
- Nothing Wrong With Using A Parasol To Hit Enemies
- Every Game Has To Go To Space
- Life Is Like A Passing Breeze
This Week: We finish Chapter XI in Bayonetta
Next Week: We finish Bayonetta!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme!
You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Bayonetta Part 1 - Lethal Weapon Joe Pesci
Square Roots - Episode 403
Hooray! Everyone is loving Bayonetta! Sure, Vanessa is off due to injury and Matthew may be loving it only under duress, but that's good enough. Because loving Bayonetta is MANDATORY. And this week we start out the Platinum Games classic and learn all about the lore of the Lumen Sages, Umbra Witches, and just how close a video game camera can get inside a human body.
Also:
- Matt Is Rinoa's Mom
- Superman is a Big Man
- Blurays Can Only Hold So Much Data
- Dollar Store Vin Diesel
- Bayonetta's Dumpy Link Outfit
This Week: We finish Chapter V in Bayonetta
Next Week: We finish Chapter XI in Bayonetta
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com