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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Now displaying: February, 2024

THE Classic RPG Podcast, w/Jim Banks, John Brandon, Matthew Van Zandt & Vanessa

Feb 26, 2024

Square Roots - Episode 402
Finally, truly, we are in the age of Dragons. And we've really finished Dragon Age: Inquisition. Sure, we rolled credits last episode, but this one has Super Credits, with extra special Cassandra narration! Plus we may or may not lose a fan favourite character in this chunker, depending on your choices.
Also:
- No Spiders Man or Lasts of Us
- Senshi Upskirt Shots
- Weird Christopher Eccleston Hate
- Passing Notes in Class
- Invernerable Draygons


This Week: We Finish Trespasser
Next Week:  We finish Chapter V in Bayonetta

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Feb 19, 2024

Square Roots - Episode 401
I don't know how else to say it, but this episode should be kept far from your little ones. Why? Gazzie talk. Just. Lots of gazzie talk. Gazzies everywhere. Wall-to-wall gazzies. I swear that we've got it out of our system and next week you won't ever hear the word Gazzie again.
Also:
- Sony Has to Make A Game About Miserable People Watching Their Friends Die
- Everyone's Favourite Character, Krattos
- I Just Made Her Sleep With Alistair Once
- Your Favourite Bull's Chargers: Krem, Rocky, Big Builder, Darren the Finance Guy, Blippi, Sally Jenkins, Flooz, Ma Gratton, and of course Gazzie.
- Dude, Look At These Horns
- The Qunari Do The Cut
- Brolas


This Week: We Finish the Main Story
Next Week:  We Finish Trespasser

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Feb 12, 2024

Square Roots - Episode 400 
We interrupt this season of Square Roots for a very special 400th episode in which we talk about the ups and downs of our nerdy lives since 2016, and constantly try not to get mired in talking about politics. THEN THE ROBOTS ARRIVE!
Also:
- The Rootin' Rootin' Cowboy!
- BLEEP BLOOP GIVE ME THE SLOOP!
- Johnny Has A Stupid Game!

This Week: We Have A Bonus Time Fun Time
Next Week:  We Finish the Main Story
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Feb 5, 2024

Square Roots - Episode 399
Uh oh, it seems like something has turned Johnny into beserker mode, where he's all fists and elbows. And that is Bianca. Johnny goes red-pill in the face of destroyed head canon in this terrifying episode of Square Roots as we drink from the Well of Sorrows.
Also:
- Could You Sing That Like Dio?
- Ghosts Have Birthdays
- King Shark, Doo-doo-de-doo-doo
- Jim's Secret Fruit Roll-Ups Stash
- A Don Knotts Moment
- Our Pitch for Frankenmommy

This Week: What Pride Has Wrought (And Crestwood, Romances, Companions)
Next Week:  We Finish the Main Story
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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